Dear Frodo, You have been SO good lately. You haven't chased the cat, or peed on the floor, or made me get up in the middle of the night or anything in forever. And for that I thank you and have given you many yummy treats. So WHY must you be so hell bent on being bad today? I mean honestly, what's with the door darting? You haven't even attempted that since you were a year old. You are almost 5 now, stop it! I mean, I'm glad you came running right back when I came barreling out the door after you. I even gave you a whole hot dog for it! But then when I went to go buy you flea meds you tried it again, you little brat! What's your ish? Guess we are just going to have to act like you're a naughty little puppy again and practice door manners because that is just so much fun! Little do you know I'll have my revenge, because you have an appointment at the V-E-T next Wednesday Love, Your very frustrated owner.