I think troll dolls are more creepy than scary, but that wasn't an option...........so I voted scary, LOL
As for those cabbage patch owners? OMG! Cabbage patch dolls aren't scary IMO, but those crazy owners ARE! I'm pretty sure they need some psychiatric help! 4 SRS!! I think the one who disturbs me most is that MAN!! He's just way to into it.........yikes!!
And FTR, I would have loved to see their faces if one of the 'kids' had taken a tumble! ROFL!!