train tunnels

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    travis_doggies New Member

    Aug 15, 2006
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    In a train carriage there was an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular
    looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady.

    After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark
    tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.

    When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his

    (1) The blonde thought -

    "That French son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he
    must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his

    (2) The fat lady thought -

    "This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she
    smacked him".

    (3) The Frenchman thought -

    "That f**king Englishman put his hand on that blonde and by mistake
    she slapped me".

    (4) The Englishman thought -

    "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that French twat
    again".:D :D

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