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    In a train carriage there was an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular
    looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady.

    After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark
    tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.

    When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his
    cheek.


    (1) The blonde thought -


    "That French son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he
    must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his
    face"

    (2) The fat lady thought -


    "This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she
    smacked him".

    (3) The Frenchman thought -


    "That f**king Englishman put his hand on that blonde and by mistake
    she slapped me".

    (4) The Englishman thought -


    "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that French twat
    again".:D :D
     

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