Top 10 Dog peeves about humans

[Cidney]

1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!

2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me checks stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throws. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo -- what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. Dog sweaters. Hello?? Haven't you noticed the fur?

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

 

[Barb04]

#3 is something my crew is probably thinking

 

[milo]

LOL I like3# and 4# there great lol!!

 

[smkie]

that was so funny..especially 4.

 

[smkie]

that was so funny..especially 4. I have never been able to teach that one..they said stop it from the beginning!

 

[2pups622]

number 8 thats brownie i tell him you didnt come out of there you cant go back !

 

[otisinwf]

I like it. Really funny.

 

[bogolove]

How funny! I thought # 1 was hilarious.

 

[Cidney]

My hubby does #6 all the time to Scooter and its probably exactly what Scooter is thinking because he never falls for it. LOL

 

[NewYorker]

I loved it Thanks for sharing...