TIME OUT....For a funny story!

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  1. draimbita

    draimbita New Member

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    Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.
    I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere.

    A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain.
    Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them.
    Patient: How much will it cost?
    Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.
    Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?
    Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly! [​IMG]

    Here is another one:

    Husband and wife have just left their home for camping.
    Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment!
    Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower.

    The last one:

    A trial is in progress in the court room.
    Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal.
    Judge: Then who is he?
    Lawyer: He is a Collector.

    Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.
     
  2. Earneweuronge

    Earneweuronge New Member

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    Nice post.

    Nice post.
     
  3. bubbatd

    bubbatd Moderator

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    How about an introduction about you and your dogs ?? We enjoy jokes , but love to meet our newbies !
     
  4. ricky

    ricky New Member

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    It is nice post.Welcome to forum, I hope you enjoy here.
     

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