Three Wishes

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  1. Rae

    Rae New Member

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    ok this isnt meant to offend anyone- just to get some laughs

    One day an old lady was sitting at her old home with her old dog. A fairy suddenly pops up next to her. It tells her, "You have lived a good life. I will now grant you three magic wishes." The old women thinks for a minute, and then makes up her mind. She says, "My first wish is that I will be young and beautiful again." POOF! She is. "My second wish is that I am very rich and live in a mansion." POOF! Her tattered, old house becomes a magnificent mansion, and she is the richest person in the world. "My third wish is that my old dog will become a handsome young man and will be deeply in love with me." POOF! The old, mangy dog becomes what she wishes- a handsome man, with a beautiful face, and tender longing eyes- He then leans over and whispers into her ear, "Honey, aren't you sad you got me fixed?"

    :D ;)
     
  2. Renee750il

    Renee750il Felurian

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    Ha! Kind of like the little old lady who decided she was going to let her cat out.
     
  3. Rae

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    what?? never heard of that one... enlighten me, please
     
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    cute story!
     
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    Ha! Wonder what she was thinking!
     
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    Sheba I W A L R

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    So do I!
     
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    Sirius Imagination ROCKS.

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    Heehee!
     
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    Babyblue5290 Happy Meal. Yum.

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    I guess the lady wanted more children?
     
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    Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     

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