Thinking of Marketing my own line of Pet Food

[Athebeau]

I don't know why no one has thought of these protein sources before...it really baffles me...???

My first undertaking will be Cat food....

Rodent & Rice
Budgie & Berries
Hampster & Hemp
Tweetie Bird and Turnip

You know, I think I may be on to a new unique line of foods.

And for our pooches (or translated from french...Our little Farts)-

Horse & Grass
Feces & Potatoe
Squirrel & Squash
Those nice pair of leather shoes you just bought and rice.

I'm surprised no one has marketed these yet...strange.

*Actually, I'm just sharing something that we were discussing today about which foods used horse meat and wondering why they don't list it. Stupid conversation we were having...but, very funny*

 

[filarotten]

Oh, you must add rabbit raisin treats to your food line. My dogs seem to love them. I could probably donate some from our yard to get you started. lol

 

[lucille]

Postmen have to be the #1 ingredient...

 

[Athebeau]

Rabbit & Raison, nice ring to it filarotten...

lucille, would potato go nice with postmen...??

I was thinking that Ole Roy the dog food beat us to that ingredient (which I will never use.) Old Roy is probably in "Ole Roy" dog food.

 

[Renee750il]

Heeheeheehee . . .

Possum 'n' taters
Coney 'n' 'Coon
Mole, Vole & Leftover Rolls

And the favorite . . .

Dumpster Delight . . .

 

[yuckaduck]

Oh, you must add rabbit raisin treats to your food line. My dogs seem to love them. I could probably donate some from our yard to get you started. lol

Ugh yes and the smallest is the worst one for it because she plays with funny bunny.

 

[Athebeau]

Dumpster delight!!!
why has no one thought of these product lines in the dog food world

 

[AmberwayGSD]

You forgot meter reader and paperboy.

 

[Athebeau]

You forgot meter reader and paperboy

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Would that be meter reader "with" mashed potato...or just mashed meter reader...or would "mauled Meter reader" have more market appeal?

Paperboy...hmmm paperboy...I think my dogs would go for that.

 

[Fran27]

Tissues and peanut butter
socks and hotdogs

 

[lucille]

As a marketing ploy you can give a free dog dish, shaped like a toilet bowl. to those who purchase the first hundred bags of your new line of dog food....

 

[Zoom]

Also, Unagi Underwear Rolls!