Things you never thought anyone would ever say until you had children

[eddieq]

I actually just had to say, "Don't put the package of goldfish on your sister's head".

There are many more, too. :rofl1:

opcorn:

 

[darkchild16]

Lemon Juice is NOT juice.

(bev *rolleyes* )

Dont take your brothers diaper off hes gonna pee (another bev moment)

WTF were you thinking do NOT throw the diaper out until you put a new one on (jeremy)

notice the trend here.

 

[Renee750il]

I actually just had to say, "Don't put the package of goldfish on your sister's head".

Crackers? Or live ones?

 

[milos_mommy]

I've had to use the phrase "please stop putting the minnows on my head". And that was to a 21 year old.

 

[Pops2]

put your spears/swords/axes away
no hitting in the face w/ your sword/axe/spear
don't throw your sword, that's what you have spears for
stop jumping on your brothers head, you can only do that to daddy (wife said that one)
no choking your brother
no you can't pick your brothers nose

 

[eddieq]

Crackers? Or live ones?

With these two, it could be either, but in this case, it was crackers. Cheddar variety.

 

[ACooper]

"Which one of you left slugs in your pocket?!"
(yes, living slugs....Zac and Corey wear the same size)

"The plant DOES NOT need brussel sprouts to grow!"

And one of my personal favorites:
"If you're going to pee on the fence, go over by the shed please"

 

[stafinois]

Ammonia, not juice.

 

[mjb]

Yes, when I ask if you washed your hair while in the shower, I will ALWAYS mean with shampoo, everytime, whether I say it or not.

 

[mjb]

The next time the meat in your Lunchable has green on it, DON'T EAT IT!!!

 

[Renee750il]

The next time the meat in your Lunchable has green on it, DON'T EAT IT!!!

But doesn't that qualify it as a vegetable?

 

[SweetAdeline]

"Please don't let the dog eat out of your mouth."

I've had to say that one more than once.

 

[GipsyQueen]

I'm not a mom - but unfortunatly I get to feed and bring 2 kids to school every morning and watch the third until mommy get home. Quote of the day:

" Please STOP putting nutella in your sister's ear." :yikes: I just went to change a diaper, and that happens. -.- Never leave children under the age of 10 unattended with nutella.

 

[Adrienne]

Logan...don't put the cat in your mouth:yikes:
Chloe, we do not try to cut off Layla's ear with safety scissors.:yikes:
I'm sure I have a bazillion more but my brain is to tired to think of them.