Few things.
1) Stalkers are pathetic, not flattering.
2) Stalkers need to realize this is an international dog forum, where no one knows or vaguely cares about your scrawny ass. However, if you go around TELLING everyone it is you, well, then that's your logic fail. Especially since no names, locations, or relations were named. Could have been one of my co-workers. All you did was confirm what I already suspected, hook...line...sinker.
3) YOU are stalking ME on an INTERNATIONAL DOG FORUM. Because, god forbid, you can't live not sticking your nose in a place it doesn't belong. Facebook, livejournal, stalking me all across the [double rainbow] internet! You can't stop, you are an addict. However, in the same thread, god forbid I know ANYTHING about you or the ridiculous rumors you've spread in the 100 mile radius of your incessantly flailing tongue. Logic.
4) Anyone who says I am a "College dropout with a failed marriage", knowing the circumstances behind it all, is simply a disgusting human being.