Something being stuck up there wigs me out too! If you want something a little inbetween, Implanon isn't bad. It goes in your arm, but works similar to an IUD. I like it. I've not read anything about women having issues coming off it, it just comes out and you're ready to go. My body is fighting to be regular, but even still, I'm not having periods. I get some mood swings and light spotting around that time, but that's about it, and even that is slowly tapering off. PM me if you want any more details!
My vent for today is just more whining about this headcold/sinus thing. I grabbed some robotussin last night and it works okay, but it only lasts around 4-5 hours and only the nighttime was left so I'm waaaay out of it. Super tired.