The Venting Thread

Discussion in 'The Fire Hydrant' started by *blackrose, Sep 3, 2012.

  1. MicksMom

    MicksMom Active Member

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    :rofl1: I was wondering the same thing, but you asked so much better than I ever could have.



    Bag balm is a magical cure for this...[/QUOTE]



    I second Bag Balm.
     
  2. Julee

    Julee UNSTOPPABLE

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  3. MandyPug

    MandyPug Sport Model Pug

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    I feel hopeless, lost, needy, and pathetic tonight.

    Time is dragging on and I have no idea what to do with myself so i'm just sitting on the floor listening to music and staring at the window.

    The worst part is i'm totally conscious of this all and I don't know why I feel so horrible because nothing significant happened today and I feel like if i know i feel like this i should be able to make it go away.
     
  4. Dogdragoness

    Dogdragoness Happy Spring!!!!

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    You would be surprised at the things I have been told I am going to hell for lol. I once made the mistake of mentioning that I don't go to organized church because I don't support or agree with thy they do. I have also been told I am going to hell because I am technically in an "interracial" relationship :rolleyes:
     
  5. *blackrose

    *blackrose "I'm kupo for kupo nuts!"

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    I'd date you. :p

    Seriously, don't hide who you are. You *want* the kind of guy that appreciates a love of animals, likes a curvy woman, and likes to game. Trust me, they are out there. (I have one.)
     
  6. Fran101

    Fran101 Resident fainting goat

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  7. Beanie

    Beanie Clicker Cult Coordinator

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    Definitely. I mean, think about it: if the guy is turned off by the fact that you have dogs, is that really a guy you want to date? Do you seriously want to date a guy who cares if you're not a size two? This imaginary guy kind of sounds like a dick.


    This is what my profile currently reads like (I change it up every few weeks for fun.)
    If any guy doesn't appreciate my Black Widow/Hawkeye reference he can GTFO. Don't want to date you. That means you will NEVER put on a Captain America costume. Booooooring.
     
  8. Saeleofu

    Saeleofu Active Member

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    I drank no less than 8 glasses of tea at dinner (even though it was mediocre run-of-the-mill orange pekoe). I really don't want to sleep now.
     
  9. sillysally

    sillysally Obey the Toad.

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    The individuals who founded Christianity (Christ and the apostiles) were not white Europeans, they were Middle Eastern Jews with probably a Syrian gentile thrown in for good measure....

    The majority of Christians I know realize that Christ was not "white." The church we got married in had an article and picture posted of what Jesus most likely looked like according to historians--not a white guy at all.
     
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  10. AdrianneIsabel

    AdrianneIsabel Glutton for Crazy

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    "he was our child before we had children." Always a good thing to put in the ad when dumping a dog.
     
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    I do not want to do this assignment.
     
  12. Dogdragoness

    Dogdragoness Happy Spring!!!!

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  13. noludoru

    noludoru Bored Now.

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    She would be doing a public service if she killed one of those ones. I say you go for it, Mere! The only question is if you're going to kill him with a sword, a dagger, or some sort of pole-arm.

    You quoted me twice. IN THE SAME POST. DO YOU KNOW HOW COOL I FEEL RIGHT NOW!?!!! <3

    Hang on a second. Seriously. I'm the pervert here?

    I'm so offended that anyone would think I'm a pervert. Let me just get back to my youporn search of "twerking video with vibrator and anal beads."

    I just. . I. . . wait, WHAT? Can you get creepier? Like, seriously, try. I challenge you to a contest of who can make the creepiest posts with the most spelling and grammar errors.
     
  14. noludoru

    noludoru Bored Now.

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    My vent is silly, and tiny. . . but. . .

    Dear Whiny Hipster Dudes and Fake Gangsta Rappers,

    Please listen to the lyrics of your songs. I realize that you're all patting yourselves on the back for your "catchy" beats and "sick" lyrics, but if you'd just listen to the things you purportedly say to women - I mean 'hoes' and 'bitches' - you'd realize we can all see through it.

    We know you've never touched a woman before, probably not even if you were paying for it. So stop bragging about how you can't keep the H&B's off of you.

    Please just stop.

    Love,

    A woman who can't refer to herself as self-respecting on even her best days, who is still insulted by your ignorance and detestable lyrics.

    P.S. A Cadillac is not a status symbol.

    P.P.S. 22" Chrome rims (,yo!) are also not a status symbol.
     
  15. Dogdragoness

    Dogdragoness Happy Spring!!!!

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    There are no grammar errors ... That's what he is. As in you know ... Like the line of plush toys and the animated show that came out years back? He is really old (since I haven't seen any PP plushies in years)

    Who is the pervert now? :p though I don't see what going out of your way to pick apart every one of my posts achieves.
     
  16. sparks19

    sparks19 I'd rather be at Disney

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    Something ATE the face off of our Maleficent pumpkin :O I worked hard on that lol. Now we need a new pumpkin.
     
  17. *blackrose

    *blackrose "I'm kupo for kupo nuts!"

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  18. meepitsmeagan

    meepitsmeagan Meagan & The Cattle Dog Crew

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    Took my Jeep to the shop today as it has a new knock in the motor. Turns out the steering column is basically shot and it was deemed unsafe to drive. Awesome. Guess I'm getting that new vehicle sooner than I thought..
     
  19. Beanie

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    I don't want to sell my car. I really don't. I want to keep it. I don't want to drive an SUV all over the place. I want my sporty red car except for when I need to haul dogs around.

    Why can't I just be loaded and have both?

    Sucks.
     
  20. Gypsydals

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    Ugg the foot blower in my van is not working. I told the husband 2 weeks ago. it still hasn't been looked at or fixed. Husband is not overly concerned. Why might you ask? He says its ok the heater still works(barely I say). :eek: But its NOT.WORKING.THE.WAY.I.LIKE.IT.TOO. The jackass. And its getting colder out. I can drive with creaks and groans, no air, no cruise and other things. BUT I wont drive with no heat. So if he doesn't get it fixed soon, I guess I will be driving his purdy black 300.
     

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