I really want to go on Reddit. But I can't because spoilers. And I'm trying really really really hard to wait for my mom to come home to watch Doctor Who, but IT'S REALLY REALLY HARD. Also, my brother and I were told to "boil some eggs." This. This is complicated ****. We're totally overthinking it, and nearly killed one of the dogs. You'd think we were 8, not 21+. I never had an occasion to learn to boil eggs because boiled eggs are disgusting.