I hate this cat. Cat is going to die. I'm going to stab the cat. The cat is going in the stew. It won't stop clawing me. Crying. Yelling. Running around. Stalking Zander. Attacking Zander. IT IS IN THE KITCHEN. I absolutely HATE animals in the kitchen. I don't want the hair in my food, I don't want my clumsy ass tripping over them with knives in my hand around a hot stove and dealing with food. I've nearly stabbed MYSELF several times in the last half hour. I hate this cat. I locked it in the bathroom and now it WILL NOT SHUT UP.