Leo would like to have a new owner, please and thank you!
I was reading a book in my bed, and he kept coming right up to me, staring and whining. I would absendmindedly pet him for a bit, and then continue with my reading. But he just kept coming back for more, even after I started getting annoyed and putting him in a down stay.
Then, ten minutes later, it dawned on me. "Do you need to pee?"
I let him out, and he immediately peed for over a minute straight. Maybe two minutes.
Worst owner ever