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Today, we finished the bag of Nutro I had, so we moved onto a bag of Innova small bites (this is all donated). I actually mixed the last of the nutro with some innova.
Me: Crate!
Tom: *WIGGLE WIGGLE* "YOU HAS FOOOOOOODZ!!!" *runs into crate*
Me: *places food in crate*
Tom: *Glares at food, glares at me* "WTF is diz?"
Me: That's your food. Eat it.
Tom: I dun wanna.
Me: DUDE. YOU ALMOST DIED STARVING ON THE STREETS. EAT IT.
Tom: *glares*
Me: THINK OF ALL THE DOGS STARVING AT ACC.
Tom: *glares*
Me: THINK OF THE CHILDREN IN ETHIOPIA! You ungrateful *******, I should have let you die.
Tom: *glares* "Diz not mai food. Diz different. These be SMALL BYTES."
Me: *shakes bowl to create enticing kibble sound*
Tom: *tentatively takes a bite* OM NOM NOM NOM JUST KIDDING. *gobbles down food*
Me: Crate!
Tom: *WIGGLE WIGGLE* "YOU HAS FOOOOOOODZ!!!" *runs into crate*
Me: *places food in crate*
Tom: *Glares at food, glares at me* "WTF is diz?"
Me: That's your food. Eat it.
Tom: I dun wanna.
Me: DUDE. YOU ALMOST DIED STARVING ON THE STREETS. EAT IT.
Tom: *glares*
Me: THINK OF ALL THE DOGS STARVING AT ACC.
Tom: *glares*
Me: THINK OF THE CHILDREN IN ETHIOPIA! You ungrateful *******, I should have let you die.
Tom: *glares* "Diz not mai food. Diz different. These be SMALL BYTES."
Me: *shakes bowl to create enticing kibble sound*
Tom: *tentatively takes a bite* OM NOM NOM NOM JUST KIDDING. *gobbles down food*
Thanks goodness kibble makes noise, or he might have starved to death. 