This is one of my favorite jokes. One night a burglar was breaking into a house. As he was robbing the place he heard a voice. " Joey is watching you," it said. The burglar ignored it and continued what he was doing. A few minutes later he hears the voice again, louder this time. " Joey is waaaaatching you!" The burglar shone his flash light across the room and spotted a bird cage with a parrot in it. Whew it's just some dumb bird he thought. The burglar approached the cage. " I'm not afraid of you, little Joey," he chuckled. " I'm not Joey," replied the bird. " My name is Polly. Joey is our guard dog."