swimming suits
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ahh i hate swimsuit shopping...i usually go to marshalls or tj maxx at the end of the season...i got a calvin klein one for 10 bucks!!! 
and speaking of speedos...has anyone been on a beach inhabited by europeans?? in the dominican, there was this russian dude standing on a balcony, with one leg up on a chair in a speedo...his stomach was so large you could barely even SEE the speedo!!! that was NOT a pretty picture to view from down below, LOL
and he was definately not the only overweight guy in a speedo, lol
and speaking of speedos...has anyone been on a beach inhabited by europeans?? in the dominican, there was this russian dude standing on a balcony, with one leg up on a chair in a speedo...his stomach was so large you could barely even SEE the speedo!!! that was NOT a pretty picture to view from down below, LOL
and he was definately not the only overweight guy in a speedo, lol
in malaysia the country clubs used to require speedos. 10 years old and saw a very sunburned very very large british man lumber over the diving board his belly pretty much obscured the front of the speedo and his ass had eaten the back. Honestly i'm amazed that i didnt need therapy after witnessing that
Dreeza said:
ahh i hate swimsuit shopping...i usually go to marshalls or tj maxx at the end of the season...i got a calvin klein one for 10 bucks!!!
and speaking of speedos...has anyone been on a beach inhabited by europeans?? in the dominican, there was this russian dude standing on a balcony, with one leg up on a chair in a speedo...his stomach was so large you could barely even SEE the speedo!!! that was NOT a pretty picture to view from down below, LOL
and he was definately not the only overweight guy in a speedo, lol
and speaking of speedos...has anyone been on a beach inhabited by europeans?? in the dominican, there was this russian dude standing on a balcony, with one leg up on a chair in a speedo...his stomach was so large you could barely even SEE the speedo!!! that was NOT a pretty picture to view from down below, LOL
and he was definately not the only overweight guy in a speedo, lol
EVERY time I see a really old guy in a speedo with his big belly hanging over it I just wonder WHAT THE HECK IS HE THINKING??? add a hairy back to the mix.....
we have an old guy down the road that wears nothing but a red speedo all summer. he kinda looks like a really bad Hulk Hogan...long white hair, goatee he is the talk of the area.......and it isn't a good thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I decided that I want his mirror cause he's seeing something else. 
With going to the " islands", Grammy really has trouble finding one proper for a grey haired " lady ".... find the prices soooooooo high and usually shop on line. Found one this year at LL Beane for $13... not too bad. Did buy a vover up this year ! BTW... I'm not impressed in front view speedos...but love good looking buns !
Well, this year I need to find a swimming suit big enough to cover the titanic. I am not sure where to look. I am almost afraid to jump in the pool the end of the month, as i am afraid I will splash all of the water out or my pool, or it may be to small to hold two ton Tessy. No matter what suit I wear, I am going to look like a beached whale. I am only going to swim when it is dark outside, really dark outside, like, no moon in the sky.
Oh, getting old ungracefully is just not fun. I miss being underweight and in proportion.
Drinks a beer in disgust, and gains two more inches on thighs and hips.
Oh, getting old ungracefully is just not fun. I miss being underweight and in proportion.
Drinks a beer in disgust, and gains two more inches on thighs and hips.