This is about the fifth time I've come close to buying a pair. Every other time, I was younger, and at the time lived with my parents and they'd agree to it until the day came to pick them up, so that sucked. I've read about them for years and swooned over pictures, handled a few that belonged to others, heard the best and worst stories, but I still crave for more. So anyone have any glider stories? If I get a pair, it won't be until we move, because i don't want them in the apartment. The walls are too thin, and I've experience their calls. Just as an added boost: TINY BUCKED TEEF!