Such a caring husband *joke*

[M&M's Mommy]

A husband and wife came for counselling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate,
painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married. She went on and on and on - neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her passionately. The woman shut up
and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"

The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."

 

[Mayasmydobe]

HAHAHAHA that is hilarious!!!!

 

[skittledoo]

OMG HAHAHAHAHA that's so funny

 

[eddieq]

Reminds me of this one:

A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to one of those big "everything under one roof" stores looking for a job. The manager asked, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid said, "Sure, I was a salesman back home in Texas."

The boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I’ll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down to see how things went.

"How many sales did you make today?"

The young man replied without hesitating, "One."

The boss said, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"

The kid said, "$101,237.64."

The boss said, "$101,237.64?! What the hell did you sell?!"

the kid said, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn’t think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Blazer."

Amazed, the boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a truck?"

"No, he came here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, 'Well, your weekend’s shot, you might as well go fishing.'"

 

[Mac'sMom]

ROFL Very funny! They both remind me of my brother-in-law.

 

[skittledoo]

HAHA I liked that second one too... lol

 

[AndrewF]

This one's a classic!

.....and made the rounds before, too: http://chazhound.com/forums/showthread.php?t=33426

 

[Renee750il]

This one's a classic!

.....and made the rounds before, too: http://chazhound.com/forums/showthread.php?t=33426

LMAO, Andrew . . . and notice who the third response on that thread is from?

 

[Buddy'sParents]

bbaaaahahhahaha, good ones!

 

[M&M's Mommy]

LMAO, Andrew . . . and notice who the third response on that thread is from?

Hey! It's been a year, do you really expect me to remember that it had been posted??? I thought it was funny then, and I think it is funny now

My hubby emailed it to me this morning and so I thought I should share with you guys . Duh.

 

[Renee750il]

Just goes to show that a good joke is a good joke, M&M

And what more could a husband ask for than a wife who doesn't remember that she's heard a joke before?

 

[M&M's Mommy]

And what more could a husband ask for than a wife who doesn't remember that she's heard a joke before?

HAHAHA... now THIS is a good joke (at least my husband would think so)

 

[CanadianK9]

Its ok m&m some jokes are worth telling twice

 

[Renee750il]

Its ok m&m some jokes are worth telling twice

Yup. And I have actually gone out with a few jokes more than once

 

[ACooper]

Hhahahahahahahahahhahahaha............BOTH of those were GOOD!

And the fact that M&M replied to and posted the first again one makes the joke EVEN better!

 

[M&M's Mommy]

Hhahahahahahahahahhahahaha............BOTH of those were GOOD!

And the fact that M&M replied to and posted the first again one makes the joke EVEN better!

Everyone has those "senior moments" once in a while - I guess I just had mine this morning

 

[ACooper]

Oh M&M, I wasn't poking fun at you/your memory in the least! LOL........It really WAS cute that it happened!

You don't even want to get me started telling all of my "senior" moments.........it would end up longer than the twisted thread!