Safari Dog

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  1. Renee750il

    Renee750il Felurian

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    This one's been around, but it's still funny:

    A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He
    took his faithful pet dog along for company. One day
    the dog starts chasing butterflies and before long he
    discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about he notices
    a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious
    intention of having lunch.

    The dog thinks, "Boyo, I'm in deep doo-doo now." (He
    was an Irish setter).... Then he noticed some bones on
    the ground close by, and immediately settles down to
    chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.

    Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims
    loudly, "Man, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder
    if there are any more around here?"

    Hearing this the leopard halts his attack in mid stride,
    as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into
    the trees. "Whew", says the leopard. "That was close.
    That dog nearly had me."

    Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole
    scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge
    to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So,
    off he goes. But the dog saw him heading after the leopard
    with great speed, and figured that something must be up.

    The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the
    beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The
    cat is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey,
    hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that
    conniving canine."

    Now the dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on
    his back, and thinks," What am I going to do now?" But
    instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his
    attackers pretending he hasn't seen them yet. And just
    when they get close enough to hear, the dog says, "Where's
    that monkey. I just can never trust him. I sent him off half an
    hour ago to bring me another leopard, and he's still not back!!"
     
  2. chazhound

    chazhound Alpha Dog Staff Member

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    Haaaa! haaa! That one is very funny!
     
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    Super!!!!!!! :d
     
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    sheltiepups New Member

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    lol that's cute!
     
  5. shredhead (DOG LOVER)

    shredhead (DOG LOVER) Dog Spoiler

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    lol thats great
     
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    milo Labrador lover!!!!!

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    LOL LOL LOL That was a great joke!!!Super!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
     
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    Lynn Super Moderator

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    That was one fast thinking dog!
     

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