This reminds me of a story... Brian was outside working on one of his cars, and he sees a guy walk up out of the corner of his eye. Brian says "Hey." Dude says, "Hey... Got any coke?" Brian asks, "What?" Guy says, "Coke. Do you have any coke?" Brian hesitates and asks, "You mean to drink?" Guy goes, "No. Cocaine." Brian, really confused now, says, "No... We're all in the Army. We don't do drugs." Guy walks away.
Apparently, someone was calling and reporting us for dealing coke. One of my roommates asked the cop across the street about it, and he said they were building a whole narcotics case against us.
Sorry my story is kind of unrelated. At least it's still about coke.