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Doggy Poems about Neutering lol

POEM # 1
Used to play dead or sit
Used to roll right over
Used to bring you lots of joy
Used to go by “Rover”
Used to let you pet me all day
Underneath the wheeping willow
Used to eat your table scraps
Used to be your pillow
Used to be your chick magnet
Used to respond to your calls
Used to fetch for you your frisbee
USED TO HAVE BALLS!

POEM # 2
There once was a puppy named Harry
who met with a fate oh so scary
The vet was so cruel
He snipped off Harry's jewels
And left the poor dog sedentary
 

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