Possession is 9/10ths of the law... dog rules!

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  1. Mayasmydobe

    Mayasmydobe I'm PAWMAZING!

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    DOG PROPERTY LAWS

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    1. IF I LIKE, IT'S MINE.

    2. IF IT'S IN MY MOUTH, IT'S MINE

    3. IF I HAD IT A LITTLE WHILE AGO, IT'S MINE.

    4. IF I CAN TAKE IT FROM YOU, IT'S MINE.

    5. IF IT'S MINE, IT MUST NEVER BE YOUR'S.

    6. IF IT JUST LOOKS LIKE MINE, IT'S MINE.

    7.IF I SAW IT FIRST, IT'S MINE.

    8. IF YOU ARE PLAYING WITH SOMETHING ELSE AND PUT IT DOWN, IT'S MINE.

    9. IF I AM CHEWING SOMETHING UP, ALL THE PIECES ARE MINE.

    10. IF IT USED TO BE YOURS, GET OVER IT.

    11. IF IT IS BROKEN, IT'S YOURS.​
     

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