Pick Up Lines...

[iheartsammy]

The Good, The Bad, And The Funny...

Let's hear 'em! opcorn:

 

[noludoru]

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in

 

[youhavenoidea]

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in

Oh, good god! :rofl1: 'Das hawt!

 

[noludoru]

I know, I pick up loads of guys with that one.

 

[Dakotah]

I am a sucker for pick uplines. I LOVE them.
Charla says them to me all the time and I go "awwww" and laugh and get all cute. :rofl1:

Hopefully more people will post them so I can get a good laugh and stop being so miserable cause of this sinus infection.

And Nolu- Oh my lord that was soooo funny and cute. LOL

 

[PWCorgi]

Someone had this one in their avatar and it made me :lol-sign: every time I looked at it.

So, you're a girl?

:rofl1:

 

[puppyluv2004]

Do you wash your pants in windex, cause I can see myself in them.

This one is for redheads...and is kinda lame...But it still made me smile. You know why god made your hair red? Cause he knew you were gonna be hot.

 

[iheartsammy]

My old friend told me this one once..

That's a nice shirt you've got on..can I talk you out of it?

:lol-sign:

 

[Nechochwen]

"God must be real, 'cause honey, you look divine."

"If I told you that you have a great body, would you hold it against me?" (This one has actually worked for me before )

 

[noludoru]

"If I told you that you have a great body, would you hold it against me?" (This one has actually worked for me before )

OH MY GOD.

That one is just awesome. I am cracking up! :rofl1: I'm definitely going to use that one on a few of my friends.

And, btw, can't believe that worked for you. Everyone I know would fall over laughing at you.

 

[noodlerubyallie]

My favs have always been,

"you from around here?"


"Come here often?"

Nolu, that was classic BTW. I may try it out and see what I can "get", LMAO.

 

[Nechochwen]

I fully expected to be met with laughter... but hey, I got pretty lucky that night

 

[noludoru]

**** Necho, she must have had an amazing sense of humor. LOL