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MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!
Friday December 9, 2005
By Grace Green

MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.

"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."

The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.

"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.

"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.

"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.

"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.

"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."

When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.

"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.

"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.

"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."

Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.

"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.
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What can I say.... except..... "France" :rolleyes:
 
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OMG.. lol

There was another story similar to that and a song.. guy dates girl online and they decide to meet and ends up to be his girlfriend he was talking to all along. Also that Pina Calada song..

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."

If you all the lyrics to that song it talks about the same thing.. guy finds a personal add in the paper put in by his girlfriend and they decide to meet up and find its been each other all along. :p
 
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:eek: My god, you'd think they'd exchange pictures or something after a few chats and it could have all been avoided. How embarssing for the guy and yet funny at the same time :p and yep typical of the French :rolleyes:
 
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:eek: My god, you'd think they'd exchange pictures or something
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They did... Or at least SHE did and sent a scanned pic of some chick from a magazine.

If this happened to me, I would have to stab myself in the eye, repeatedly, with a DULL butterknife....

then....

I'd have to hurt myself.... Or something.

Merry Ramahanakwanzmas!


(Put's strong coffee down and slowly steps away.)
 
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It's funny, but I still don't see what being French has to do with it... Or are you going to tell me you haven't heard of online dating in the US? :p
 
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It's funny, but I still don't see what being French has to do with it... Or are you going to tell me you haven't heard of online dating in the US? :p
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Come on Fran, I am having fun with blatant sterotypes. If you can't make fun of your friends, what good are they? LOL

Do I need to explain French Sterotypes? :)

For instance.... The dude called himself "The Prince of Pleasure". Think about it... Now think about it with a cheesy French accent....

Funny, right? :)

[bad french accent] "Awww haw haw... I am zee prinzz offf pl-ess-oorrrr and I am ere' to make a the swwweett lo-vin for you...." [/bad french accent]

Come on, that is Friday night material there. You can't BUY stuff like this.

And YES I have heard of online dating in the US, I met my beloved wife that way. :) But I did not call my self the "Prince of Pleasure" nor did she end up being my mother.

I see a KILLER SNL skit in this stories future.
 
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ok, what the heck is that saying....that men end up marrying someone like their mom (or girls end up marrying someone like their father)

i thnk its funny...

ok, i would be HORRIFIED if that happened to me...but i actually think it goes to prove that one expression,. hahahha


anyways, not all online dating is bad...that is how i met my bf...it wasnt a dating service though...it was an forum, just like this...and he noticed i lived in the same city he did (cept he was off at school) and we then realized that he was friends with my sister, and graduated from the same high school (as me...and her obviously)!!! anyways...we have been going out for a year and 7 months :) :)


rofl, and yes, oedipus gouged out his eyes...cept not with a dull butterknife, LOL
 
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<shrug>

Greek Literature was not my forte' in coll-i-dge. It might be a hoot to brush up on that story. I bet I could spin it into something else funny for this thread. :)
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I'll summarize (as best as I can recall anyways):

Oedipus' parents were told by the oracle that he'd kill his father and marry his mother. They shipped him off to be raised by other people.

Flash-forward. Oedipus is walking down the road one day and kill's his biological father and parties with bio-mom in all the wrong ways....has a great time until he realizes that ooops.....that's HIS mother....so he gouges out his eyes.

The Greeks had a rather chipper sense of entertainment back then :eek:
 
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haha yeah...

Jocasta (his mom/wife) hung herself too...and if IIRC, he gouges out his eyes with her brooch

AND...they had 2 kids!!
 
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