You have to look at www.dumblaws.com and find your home state/prov/country!
omg this site is too funny
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Washington laws
A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.
It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich.
When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.
It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.
All lollipops are banned.
Good lord :lol-sign:
A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.
It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich.
When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.
It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.
All lollipops are banned.
Good lord
:lol-sign:
Ok, this is a joke, right?
'Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.'
'Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass.'
I mean, come on...
'Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.'
'Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass.'
I mean, come on...
These are hilarious....
No one may tease an idiot
Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
Can't cut off a chicken's head on Sunday.
It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy.
Cussing over the telephone is against the law.
Crosses may be burned on someone else’s property, so long as you have their permission.
No one may tease an idiot
Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
Can't cut off a chicken's head on Sunday.
It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy.
Cussing over the telephone is against the law.
Crosses may be burned on someone else’s property, so long as you have their permission.
Colorado. . .
To own a dog over three months of age, one must obtain a license.
It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
Couches may not be placed on outside porches.
It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property.
Persons may not urinate in public.
Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited.
Yikes!
To own a dog over three months of age, one must obtain a license.
It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
Couches may not be placed on outside porches.
It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property.
Persons may not urinate in public.
Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited.
Yikes!
These are fun!
Minnesota. . .
It is illegal to stand around any building without a good reason to be there.
A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head. (<---- WTF???? I'm in trouble then!)
It is illegal to sleep naked.
All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.
Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head. (Dang it, I'm doomed for that, too!)
Residents of even numbered addresses may not water their plants on odd-numbered days excluding the thirty first day where it applies.
It shall be the duty of any policeman or any other officer to enforce the provisions of this Section, and if any cat is found running at large, or which is found in any street, alley or public place, it shall be the duty of any policeman or other officer of the city to kill such cat.
Driving a truck with dirty tires is considered a public nuisance.
Placing tacks on a sidewalk is considered a public nuisance.
Any person who persuades another to enter a massage therapist business after 11:00 PM is guilty of a misdemeanor.
Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.
Minnesota has some weird laws!
Minnesota. . .
It is illegal to stand around any building without a good reason to be there.
A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head. (<---- WTF???? I'm in trouble then!)
It is illegal to sleep naked.
All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.
Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head. (Dang it, I'm doomed for that, too!)
Residents of even numbered addresses may not water their plants on odd-numbered days excluding the thirty first day where it applies.
It shall be the duty of any policeman or any other officer to enforce the provisions of this Section, and if any cat is found running at large, or which is found in any street, alley or public place, it shall be the duty of any policeman or other officer of the city to kill such cat.
Driving a truck with dirty tires is considered a public nuisance.
Placing tacks on a sidewalk is considered a public nuisance.
Any person who persuades another to enter a massage therapist business after 11:00 PM is guilty of a misdemeanor.
Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.
Minnesota has some weird laws!
North carolina:
It's against the law to sing off key.
Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields
While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.
Bingo games may not last over 5 hours unless it is held at a fair.
Persons in possession of illegal substances must pay taxes on them.
If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.
Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.
The mere possession of a lottery ticket is illegal in North Carolina and may result in a $2,000 fine.
The finally brought the lottery to this state this summer too. These are hilarious. LOL
It's against the law to sing off key.
Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields
While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.
Bingo games may not last over 5 hours unless it is held at a fair.
Persons in possession of illegal substances must pay taxes on them.
If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.
Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.
The mere possession of a lottery ticket is illegal in North Carolina and may result in a $2,000 fine.
The finally brought the lottery to this state this summer too. These are hilarious. LOL
dumb laws in missouri
It is illegal to have oral sex
Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).
It is not illegal to speed
You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25' satellite dish.
Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence.
One may not drink in a bar between 2:00 and 6:00 AM.
Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.
Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.
Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.
It is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling (The Brothel Law).
What will they think up next....
It is illegal to have oral sex
Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).
It is not illegal to speed
You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25' satellite dish.
Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence.
One may not drink in a bar between 2:00 and 6:00 AM.
Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.
Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.
Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.
It is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling (The Brothel Law).
What will they think up next....
For us Canucks..
You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies. <-- thats one heavy coin purse!
It is illegal for clear or non-dark sodas to contain caffeine.
Businesses must provide rails for tying up horses.
If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town. <-- geez.. I want out of prison just for the free horse!
It is illegal to turn right on a red light at any time. <-- this law is actually ONLY in Quebec..
It's illegal to climb trees. <-- those poor monkies..
I'd LOVE to know WHY these laws came into effect.. obviously there are some real no brainers living here lol
You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies. <-- thats one heavy coin purse!
It is illegal for clear or non-dark sodas to contain caffeine.
Businesses must provide rails for tying up horses.
If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town. <-- geez.. I want out of prison just for the free horse!
It is illegal to turn right on a red light at any time. <-- this law is actually ONLY in Quebec..
It's illegal to climb trees. <-- those poor monkies..
I'd LOVE to know WHY these laws came into effect.. obviously there are some real no brainers living here lol
