"Official 2005 Possum Holler Mutt Club e-Dog Show" thread:

Discussion in 'Buried Bones' started by ButtGumbo, Feb 21, 2005.

  1. ButtGumbo

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    It's that time of year again, folks! NASCAR has officially begun, and huntin' season is over in most places. It's time to put away the camo pants, doe-in-heat "mystery liquid", and don our #3 hats and continue to gripe about that fa**ot Jeff Gordon :eek: :mad: .

    It's also time for the Official 2005 Possum Holler Dawg Show, pancake dinner and swap meet. The pancake dinner and swap meet will take place over on e-Bay and Gunbroker.com, but I have been elected (by unanimous decision) by the executive board of detractors to host the Mutt Show right here at Chazhound.

    The rules are simple. Mutts only! None of them fancy schmancy poofy shrubbery lookin' poodle dogs and none of them weirdo dogs from Netherlandia or Germaniovlakia with crazy names like Ch. Otto Der Buttsniffer via Crushed Velvet Princess of Hungry.

    AKC, UKC, Eastmister KC dogs will be immediately eliminated and made fun of. Them dogs are for fancy city folk who are into all kinda crazy refined things like Indy cars, book learnin' and forks and stuff.

    Since the boys at the PHUMAS (Possum Holler Unregistered Mutt Appreciation Society) made me chair-man down at the bar last night, I'll start the entries with my dawg who you all know and prolly like better'n I do.




    Name: Josie the Wonderdog
    Breed: Yeah, right. (some kinda Shiba, ACD, Rottie, BC mix) Australianbordershibweiler)
    Age: 'bout 1 or 2.
    Sex: Won't do no good...done had her spate.
    Favorite food: Innova kibble and cat turds.
    Aspirations: To have a romp behind the barn with that big city Triumph comic dog.

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    A'ight gang. Feel free to submit a couple pics and a bio of your mutt. Judging will commence whenever we feel like down at the PHUMAS World Headquarters at the Do-Drop Inn whenever Skeeter gets his phone hooked up again. Dang Phone company.
     
  2. nedim

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    Oh my god!!! That was so hysterical, I have tears in my eyes!!!
     
  3. Gustav

    Gustav Don't encourage me..

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    Name: Gustav (Gus)
    Breed: White GSD X Rhodesian Ridgeback
    Age: 3
    Sex: Eunuch
    Favorite food: Absolutely Anything!!!!!!
    Aspirations: To get Alex the neighbour's dog back for biting him on the bum!!

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    Name: Brady

    Breed: Supposedly a Big Golden Retreiver/Lab mix or more likely Great Pyrenees/lab mix

    Age: 1 year and a half

    Sex: Used to with stuffed toys and his bed but since he has been nuetered he doesn't try anymore. He does have a girlfriend though. Check out that tongue. (Oh my - that was really bad wasn't it?) Sorry.

    Favorite Food: Peanut butter on anything, even on the floor if I accidentally drop it.

    Aspirations: To herd his mother without her turning back and bumping into him, to have a personal tunnel to Jenny's house so he can go anytime he wants, and to get to lick every plate that comes through the house.
     
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    Purr ~3 Mutts~

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    Name: Beethoven
    Breed: Heinz 57
    Age: 5 months
    Gender: Male
    Favorite Food: He'll eat anything :rolleyes:
    Aspirations: Dunno

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    Well, I don't have pictures of my pups but......

    Name: Rose
    Breed: Gerban Rottle Dog (or a Lab/Rottie/GSD/ACD mix :) )
    Age: 6yrs
    Gender: Female (or an "it" since she is spayed. lol)
    Favorite food: Hmmm....probably any type of meat or cheese.
    Aspirations: Being able to catch those darn rabbits, deer, cats and squirrels. Having her own king sized bed to sleep on, and always having a rawhide bone.

    Picture: Since I don't have one....she looks like a smaller, skinnier Labrador with Brindle markings.
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    Name: Blackie
    Breed: Rottador (or a Lab/Rottie mix)
    Age: 10yrs
    Gender: Male (but is nueterd.)
    Favorite food: ANYTHING! lol
    Aspirations: Being able to pee on everything, and having food and a nice warm comfy bed all day long with servents to rub his tummy and scratch his ears. To finally get that big scary brown truck that the UPS man dives.

    Picture: A Black Labrador that has some small brown markings on his legs. Starting to grey under the muzzle a little bit.
     
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    NAME: Colby Cheesehead
    BREED: Terrier/Canaan Dog mix
    AGE: 7
    GENDER: Female (spayed)
    FAVORITE FOOD: Anything
    ASPIRATIONS: To eat as much food as possible in a lifetime.
     
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    NAME: Mayberry
    BREED: Chocolate Labrador Retriever
    AGE: 9
    GENDER: Female (spayed)
    FAVORITE FOOD: Shrimp
    ASPIRATIONS: To be the sweetest dog in the whole entire universe.
     
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    NAME: Tippy
    BREED: Border Collie/German Shepherd mix
    AGE: 5 1/2
    GENDER: Female (spayed)
    FAVORITE FOOD: Bananas
    ASPIRATIONS: To get everything and anything she wants.
     
  10. Babyblue5290

    Babyblue5290 Happy Meal. Yum.

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    I don't have a mutt, but I had to say I'm with you!!! Gordon does suck!!!

    Eahrnheardt (sorry I can't spell worth crap) Jr. is the best!!!! Well, he is the best now that his father is sadly gone.....I loved Earhnheardt!! :(
     
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    gaddylovesdogs no touchy

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    Wait...OOPS!!! I posted my purebred.....LOL, sorry, I'll remove that :eek:
     
  12. gaddylovesdogs

    gaddylovesdogs no touchy

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    Darn...no edit button. Well, anyways, May doesn't count since she's a purebred.
     
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    Whooooooooeee! I ain't got one o' them picture-makers. But I shore did giggle like a tickled hawg when I read them directions. :D
     
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    Name: Maverick aka Mav aka Big Dope
    Breed: newfie/lab to start with
    Age: 'bout 1. 5
    Sex: well theys be'en gone since forever but he's a he
    Favorite food: dung - all kinds. bones - all kinds. anything raw
    Aspirations: To finally catch a duck!


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    Name: Mikey
    Breed: staffie/lab ...
    Age: 'bout 1
    Sex: a he but recently lost his full glory
    Favorite food: pizza
    Aspirations: To finally be able to express what I want!

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    Name: Nanook
    Breed: GSD/Husky...
    Age: 'bout 1
    Sex: she! and fully intact for now
    Favorite food: hot dogs
    Aspirations: Not much. I'm a pretty happy dog.
     
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    Love4Pits Playful Husky Pup

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    Name: Maxis
    Breed: BC/SH/GSD
    Age: Around 8-9
    Sex: Fully intact for now until he's tame enough to take to the vet
    Favorite food: Anything raw and red lol
    Aspirations: To get a new happy home where we will never know the cruel streets or wilderness alone.

    FYI two possible homes lined up for him :) :(
     
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    Well I can't participate but I'm sure going to enjoy following this thread! The intro to it was hilarious! :)
     
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    Hey hey! Gordon fan, here! And I'm going to Talladega next weekend!
     
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    Purr ~3 Mutts~

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    Name: Bear
    Breed: Labrachow
    Age: 5 months
    Gender: Male
    Favorite Food: Is there anything he doesn't like??
    Aspirations: To get into as much trouble as he can :rolleyes:

    He's sleepin' with his kitty, Leo...shhh....
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    Purr ~3 Mutts~

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    I still thoroughly enjoyed her entry, though :D
     
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    Name: Chief
    Breed: Unknown (chow/schipperke or chow/kelpie maybe)
    Age: 3 years or so
    Sex: Neutered Male
    Favorite Food: Wendy's chicken nuggets (a rare treat)
    Aspirations: To eat more, sleep more, walk more and never have to go to the vet again.

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