Not really a female dog.
- Thread starter candy722
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Maybe these come in "penis": http://www.neuticles.com
(Sorry. I've been giggling like a child over that link for days.
For confirmation, you think?)
(Sorry. I've been giggling like a child over that link for days.
For confirmation, you think?)
I bet you're right. But hey, it's better than leaving the real ones in, right? It's a lovely compromise for those men that can't bear to have their dogs neutered.
Listen to this: "Neuticles allowing your pet to retain his natural look, self esteem and aids in the trauma associated with neutering." SELF-ESTEEM?!?! lol!
It's a lovely compromise for those men that can't bear to have their dogs neutered. Listen to this: "Neuticles allowing your pet to retain his natural look, self esteem and aids in the trauma associated with neutering." SELF-ESTEEM?!?! lol!
OH MY GOODNESS!!! Well if that isn't the most clever way to have macho guys get their dog fixed! I have a foster kid who is FREAKING OUT that we are having the pup fixed in a few months. "How could you do that to a poor little boy? You're cruel!" I totally get the audience they are playing to and by golly if it gets those dorks to ante up for the operation then good for the company. That is sooo silly though. What will they think of next, doggy hair dye that keeps you aging pooch looking younger? Botox injections for those saggy wrinkles on their bodies (could get super expensive if you are a shar pei)? Perhaps a tummy tuck for the over worked and therefore over weight harried terrier. (since it couldn't possibly be YOUR fault your dog is overweight! ) I guess it shouldn't surprise me with the vanity people live in that they would be willing to put so much into their pets non-essential parts.
) I guess it shouldn't surprise me with the vanity people live in that they would be willing to put so much into their pets non-essential parts. 
There was a lady on the news that was concerned about the age of her hands..wsa going to spend boocoo bucks to have her hand look younger..am i weird that i am proud of my miles? Especially those done by my hands...geesss Mary will be a white dog soon, not only is her face turning white, but the inside of her legs as well as belly and inside of ears. I can't imagine changing one hair on her head. Now if we could only see it that way for ourselves..i thought when i saw the news of the lovely old hands that i cared for in the nursing home..i thought they were lovely anyway.
My mom did make fun of poor victor in the biginning after his surgery, fortunately he didn't hear her. We had a boy stop by last night looking for another one that had been here earlier. I am pretty sure he was tweeking on meth..Victor shot off the couch, bellygrowled and even showed a bit of teeth. The (very big boy/man) slid right out the door and won't be back. Go Victor..his surgery didn't stop him from being macho when i needed him to be..didn't think he had it in him!
My mom did make fun of poor victor in the biginning after his surgery, fortunately he didn't hear her. We had a boy stop by last night looking for another one that had been here earlier. I am pretty sure he was tweeking on meth..Victor shot off the couch, bellygrowled and even showed a bit of teeth. The (very big boy/man) slid right out the door and won't be back. Go Victor..his surgery didn't stop him from being macho when i needed him to be..didn't think he had it in him!