New Dog Breeds Recognized by AKC

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  1. Romy

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    Found this while surfing the web at www.dr-dan.com website:
    The following new combination dog breeds are now recognized by the AKC:

    Collie + Lhasa Apso
    Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

    Spitz + Chow Chow
    Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

    Pointer + Setter
    Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

    Malamute + Pointer
    Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

    Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
    Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

    Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
    Peekasso, an abstract dog

    Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
    Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

    Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
    Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

    Newfoundland + Basset Hound
    Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

    Terrier + Bulldog
    Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

    Bloodhound + Labrador
    Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

    Collie + Malamute
    Commute, a dog that travels to work

    Deerhound + Terrier
    Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

    Bull Terrier + Shitzu
    Bull..... Oh, never mind
     
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    borzoimom Couch Pototoe City

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    very good and yes= not accepted into akc but good for a laugh..
     
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    skittledoo Crazy naked dog lady

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    HAHAHA those were funny
     
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    ha ha, blabador is right on the money with that mix too.
     
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    xpaeanx Active Member

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    LOL! :rofl1: I love it!
     
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    drmom777 Bloody but Unbowed

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    I want a Collapso.
     
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    I want a commute.... then maybe the dog could do the driving for me! LOL.


    ***plus that would prob be a pretty cool looking dog!*
     
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    drmom777 Bloody but Unbowed

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    yeah, i suspect my Collapso will shed a ton and yap constantly. Still...
     

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