Memorable Quotes of the Day *Gutter Ninja Crossing*

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  1. noludoru

    noludoru Bored Now.

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    "He used his TEETH?"

    "Wow, I didn't know you could do that!"

    "How many words are there for penis....?"

    "He slid his.." er well, I'm editing this. But there was a transcending mortality bit.

    "I think you should edit that. It's to masochistic. Or sadistic. Kind of S&M."

    "OH I get it, he's a vampire!" (as if this makes ALL the sense in the world. I need to know what part that was where she read that. LOL)

    "I'm not sure if you should use liplock.. that's immature.."

    These are Cristy's quotes/comments from Amber's porn. The porn that she wrote.
     
  2. skittledoo

    skittledoo Crazy naked dog lady

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    me? write porn? nevvvverrrrrr..... :popcorn:
     
  3. Zoom

    Zoom Twin 2.0

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    Gutter Ninja still reigns supreme!

    You got my hopes up that maybe we were both having a Buffy-fest. :(
     
  4. noludoru

    noludoru Bored Now.

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    Um, Bamm loves Buffy. He targets her. :cool:

    Oh, and we have a new word for vagina. It's a "trench" now. No cunts, no pussies, no "sexes." TRENCH. Strong and empowering. And kind of dirty.
     
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    ....I will never be able to watch a war movie the same way ever again.

    And I think this thread is starting to violate Chaz in a couple of ways. *splashes mindsoap around*
     
  6. noludoru

    noludoru Bored Now.

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    Oh, and one of my edits....

    "*THUD*" my edit: "Ooops, baby, I banged you too hard!"

    Okay, so my sense of humor is bad.
     
  7. PWCorgi

    PWCorgi Priscilla Winifred Corgi

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    I'm just gonna walk away now and pretend I didn't see any of that. :lol-sign:
     
  8. noludoru

    noludoru Bored Now.

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    No fun. :(
     
  9. TheWonderPuppies

    TheWonderPuppies Pres. Of Gutter Club.....

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    Gutter Club Unite !!!!!lmao
     
  10. jess2416

    jess2416 Who woulda thought

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    you bunch of sick weirdo pervo freaks........


    I LIKES IT ALOT
     
  11. Dakotah

    Dakotah Kotah BEAR

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    Oh my lord.... hahahahaha

    I dildo Zoom, I mean ditto Zoom. I will never watch a war movie the same again...
     
  12. skittledoo

    skittledoo Crazy naked dog lady

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    I know you likes it... a lot, a lot... ;)

    so uhhh... remind me on to bring this umm... errr porno vampire novel of mine with me on thanksgiving... you can have THAT with your crown royal. ;)
     
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    skittledoo Crazy naked dog lady

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    Dildo?oh you have me ALL sorts of LOL right now
     
  14. drmom777

    drmom777 Bloody but Unbowed

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    I don't think mind soap works on this type of universal problem. it is just for individuals and can't be applied to threads, according to the fine print on the box. What we need here is super soul sanitizer, or formaldehyde forum flush, or something like that.
     
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    skittledoo Crazy naked dog lady

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    you're right... oh and by the way. I just choked on Noludoru's salad
     
  16. skittledoo

    skittledoo Crazy naked dog lady

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    ummm and Sweet72947 is holding Noludoru's fat squishy pussy... eerrrrr otherwise known as Emma
     
  17. jess2416

    jess2416 Who woulda thought

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    did you choke on it while you were tossing it, or was something else going on :rofl1::rofl1::rofl1:
     
  18. drmom777

    drmom777 Bloody but Unbowed

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    Look at the bright side. salad is unlikely to cause a full obstruction, so you won't have to rely on the pussy squeezer for the Heimlich to save your life.
     
  19. skittledoo

    skittledoo Crazy naked dog lady

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    I was tossing it around in my mouth? chewing.... and well... she said something and I choked... I almost spewed her salad all over my laptop.
     
  20. jess2416

    jess2416 Who woulda thought

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    sent you a Pm, and then you will find it as funny as I do ROFLMAO
     

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