Look what I came inside too....

[MericoX]

I was outside with Lizzie (she had to potty). Left the dogs unattended for 5-10 minutes. I'll let the pictures speak for themselves (with a bit of added commentary to further allow you to see such horrors...)

Where have all the chicks gone?

[Me] Why are chicks in the sink?
[Malcolm] Chicks needed washing.
[Kiba] We were making our selection.
[Stryder] What's a chick?

[Me]There chicks are back in their house. Please leave them there guys.
[Malcolm] Woooo
[Kiba] Rooo roooo
[Stryder] *head tilt*

I go do a quick bathroom break, and lo and behold...

Someone tried to play a fast one. But wait... what's this on the back counter?

Dinner ingredients? Fine, I can just put those away. But where's the 6th chick? **Ironic how they are EGG noodles and CHICKEN stuffing. Harharhar**

[Me] OMG! What are you evil doggies trying to pull? These chicks are NOT FOR EATING!
[Malcolm] Helper collie was only helping Schnauzers
[Kiba] Tattletale.
[Stryder] No really, what's a chick?

And proof they were ALL in on it.

Malcolm

Kiba

Stryder

NOTICE HOW GUILTY THEY ALL LOOK!!!! I am lucky I came inside when I did. I was wondering why they were arguing how they could turn on a burner...

**No chicks were harmed in the making of this slideshow. Though Pollo was very unhappy about being in a frying pan.

 

[k9waggingtails]

OMG, Mere, you are made of WIN!

 

[iwantmypup]

They need to be sent to me, they aren't safe they.

 

[4dogs3cats]

Of course my perfect kaylee was NOT in on these shenanigans.

Mal Mal Mal... tsk tsk

 

[k9waggingtails]

Also, Cait needs to get to naming her chicks. I bet her chicks are sad, being unnamed and all.

 

[jesirose]

I had to register so I could post. I was actually about to fall out of my chair.

Hilarious.

And HOW CUTE THEY ARE?!

 

[k9waggingtails]

I had to register so I could post. I was actually about to fall out of my chair.

Hilarious.

And HOW CUTE THEY ARE?!

Hi Jesi! Goblin sends Sadie kisses.

 

[MericoX]

I haz named mine. The star of the pictures is Pollo. The zebra striped one is Marco. Harharhar.

Hi Jesi! Stryder sends his *love* to Sadie too. BOL.

 

[jesirose]

Hi Jesi! Goblin sends Sadie kisses.

Hiii! I'm conspiring to get my own chicks, Sadie is very thrilled. She says hi Goblins!!

ETA: Uh oh Sadie's gonna get caught now. She ran and hid under the table. Don't tell the boys.

 

[k9waggingtails]

Goblin doesn't mind having a polyamorous relationship. He thinks Stryder's pretty cute too.

 

[jesirose]

Goblin doesn't mind having a polyamorous relationship. He thinks Stryder's pretty cute too.

LOL good point, I should have realized.

 

[k9waggingtails]

*Goblin serenades Sadie*

"I love you too - I don't really see
Why can't we go on as three"

(now just imagine that song in the Goblin voice!)

 

[jesirose]

*Goblin serenades Sadie*

"I love you too - I don't really see
Why can't we go on as three"

(now just imagine that song in the Goblin voice!)

now if only Goblin could convince Colin, we'd be all set lol

 

[MericoX]

Stryder says he haz mange and can't come to... er.... "play"...

 

[k9waggingtails]

Goblin says he knows Stryder does not have mange, and if he won't play, Malcolm will. Malcolm is a bi-curious collie.

*Goblin tries brainwashing Colin with his faboo mind waves* "You are ok with polyamory...you think it is a fantastic idea...Jesi knows what is best..."

 

[MericoX]

Mal is sleeping in Collie-ball on chair. All evil plotting haz made him tired.

 

[DogstarAcademy]

Mal is just metro-sexual.


Kaylee, OTOH, is busy helping me install Debian on a crappy old Dell.

 

[k9waggingtails]

Goblin would like to point out that he and Mal had a brief love affair, and that it's ok to be gay.

 

[MericoX]

Peeps are peeing. I wonder if its because I left a box of peeps next to their house and they're calling for help? Hmmm...

 

[jesirose]

I love you guys.

It MAY be because I'm pretty drunk, but this is the most hilarious thing I have seen in a while.