Knock knock joke... I don't get it. :(

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So, I'm reading 'Looking for Alaska' by John Green and one of the characters tells a knock knock joke... and I don't get it. xD I was hoping someone might be able to explain it to me.

"That was brilliant," said Alaska. "I have one. You start."
"Okay. Knock knock."
"Who's there?" said Alaska.
I looked at her blankly. About a minute later, I got it, and laughed.
 

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the joke is on the person telling the joke--since Alaska seems to be the one initiating it (I have one)...but then makes the OTHER person tell a joke they don't know (You start)--get it?
 

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Hmm okay let me post more of it...

"Knock-knock jokes?" I asked. "You mean like, 'Knock knock..."
"Who's there?" replied Alaska.
"Who."
"Who Who?"
"What are you, an owl?" I finished. Lame.
"That was brilliant." said Alaska. "I have one. You start."
"Okay. Knock knock."
"Who's there?" said Alaska.
I looked at her blankly. About a minute later, I got it, and laughed.
"My mom told me that joke when I was six. It's still funny."
 

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I like Achmed's knock knock joke.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Me, I keel you.
 

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Knock Knock
WHo's there?
Mr. T
Mr. T Who?
I pity the fool who don't know who Mr. T is
 

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So it's like

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Open the door, fool!

Here is one for Jess

knock knock
Who's there?
Nunya
Nunya who?
Nunya f#*@ing bissness thats who
 

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