K Kardashian gets her dog neuticals

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This is really bugging me for some reason......! They are such vain and shallow idiots.

http://www.plasticcelebritysurgery.com/2010/09/dog-neuticles-rocky-kardashian-testicle.html

Dog Neuticles - Rocky Kardashian Testicle Implants

The Kardashian family has almost successfully taken over the world, and with one of the most highly rated shows on television today, its easy to keep up with their every move.

Last nights episode showcased the sexually frustrated family dog, Rocky, as he prowled the neighborhood for potential mates, suffice to say this wasn't ok with fellow neighborhood dog owners, so the family decided to take action against Rocky Kardashian's manly hood.

So off to the local veterinarian office for some proper slicing and dicing was in order for poor Rocky, which is where the family was faced with the choice of getting "Neuticles", a pair of dog testicle implants...
And despite Bruce's reluctancy, Kim and Kris naturally thought the idea of cosmetic plastic surgery was fabulous for little Rocky.

Plus i think its worth noting that Kim Kardashian made the ultimate decision on the size of the neuticles, which she choose the smaller pair, and stated that she doesn't like big balls on dogs, or anything else. Now that might have been a little too much information, Kim.
Anyways, the testicle implants surgery was a success and Rocky emerged from the operating room with a smile on his face, spring in his step and a cone around his neck.

And like most Keeping up with the Kardashian episodes, things ended happily! Except for cosmetic Rocky and his hormone-less implants.
 

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I'm willing to bet the neuticle company is thrilled with the free advertising. At least they got him fixed and didn't get him a female! Think of the positive. There aren't a designer line of boxoodles with the Kardashian logo collars for $5,000 each... because we all know breeding to a poodle fixes everything.
 

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*shrug* as is my usual deal with these kind of celebrity things. I feel in the world of animal neglect...there are much bigger fish to fry. This isn't even an issue. Same goes for celebs who dye their dogs, paint their nails, carry them around in little bags, puts shoes on them etc..etc.. at the end of the day, that dog is well cared for. Why even waste the "OH GOSH ABUSE!" on these kinds of dogs with the sheer amount of truly neglected dogs around.

Some show people and all kinds of folk buy these things for their pets, they are hardly abusive. She can spend her money however she likes IMO, isn't hurting the dog.
 

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Hey at least they had him neutered. If that's what it takes for some people to get over the "but I don't like how they look if there's.. nothing there" and neuter their pet dogs, then so be it!

Me, I'm the opposite.. I can't stand looking at those things. I wish I could neuter Sako!
 

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Hey at least they had him neutered. If that's what it takes for some people to get over the "but I don't like how they look if there's.. nothing there" and neuter their pet dogs, then so be it!

Me, I'm the opposite.. I can't stand looking at those things. I wish I could neuter Sako!
Same.
I am in the club of "be responsible and leave my dogs body parts alone" ..but if I wasn't getting a hairy dog.. I would neuter just so I wouldn't have to look at them lol
 

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I doubt they bother the dog. As said above, at least he's neutered *shrug*. Cosmetic things are done to dogs all the time, as long as it's not harming the animal it's not an issue, I feel.
 

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Funny....funny...funny. I wonder what Rocky's reaction would be if he can talk. :cry:
 

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Blegh, really, balls give you the creeps? Empty sack gives me the creeps, wtf? There's supposed to be something there! LOL
 

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Blegh, really, balls give you the creeps? Empty sack gives me the creeps, wtf? There's supposed to be something there! LOL
They don't give me the creeps, I just don't like looking at them LOL.

And if a neuter is done well (excess skin removed if necessary), there shouldn't be anything "leftover".

Does a lack of ear, tail, claw bother you as well?
Ha, touche.
 

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