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2 men and 1 woman are sat in a vets waiting room each with their dog sat next to them.The 1st mans dog says to the 2nd mans dog"what you here for?"so the 2nd dog replies"I`ve been chasing the mailman for years and yesterday I finally caught him and bit him so my master is having me put to sleep,how about you what you here for?The 1st dog replies"my master had his livingroom carpet shampoed and I went crazy and peed all over everything to try n get my scent back in the place so now my master is having me put to sleep" The 2 dogs sigh and look to the 3rd dog and ask"so what`s your story?what are you here for?" so he replies"you see this beautiful babe here,she`s my masters new girlfriend and looking at her makes me so randy.she`s been at my masters house 3 days and this morning when she was getting out of the shower she bent over to wipe up some water and I could stand it no more so I mounted her n let her have it doggy style" "oh,so she`s having you put to sleep then?" reply the 1st 2 dogs and the 3rd dog says "no she`s having my nails clipped"
