A bit of backstory, CliffsNotes version:
1. Husband bought me a giant stuffed Dachshund for V-Day.
2. Husband said the dogs could destroy it after V-Day.
3. Dogs destroyed giant stuffed Dachshund.
4. Jayne destuffed it and ripped it in half.
5. The head is as big as Jayne's head.
Husband decided to make Jayne wear the "skinned" head as a mask. Hilarity ensued.
"LOLZ! What are you putting on my head??"
"Wait... why are you laughing?"
"Must... get... mask... off...."
"Free at last!"
"Wait... it's still wrapped around my neck! Avast!"
"I'M A DAWG, RUFF RUFF RUFF! I forgot what I was doing!"
The end.
1. Husband bought me a giant stuffed Dachshund for V-Day.
2. Husband said the dogs could destroy it after V-Day.
3. Dogs destroyed giant stuffed Dachshund.
4. Jayne destuffed it and ripped it in half.
5. The head is as big as Jayne's head.
Husband decided to make Jayne wear the "skinned" head as a mask. Hilarity ensued.
"LOLZ! What are you putting on my head??"
"Wait... why are you laughing?"
"Must... get... mask... off...."
"Free at last!"
"Wait... it's still wrapped around my neck! Avast!"
"I'M A DAWG, RUFF RUFF RUFF! I forgot what I was doing!"
The end.
