It's getting closer

[eddieq]

Agent Q do you have any Positive Intergrated Security Service experience?

Some. I worked with those guys on Project Organizational Training Teams Yearly.

 

[Dekka]

Some. I worked with those guys on Project Organizational Training Teams Yearly.

Would you be able to take over Perimeter Integrity and Maintenance Policing? At least till Agent L is out of the POOPs I am not getting a thing done with having to maintain site policing.

 

[iwantmypup]

How long has she been in poops?
I'm sure by now she is out of poops.

 

[Snip]

Ok fellow suspects, we need some Bad And Level LeaderS to get us out of this mess.....

 

[eddieq]

I can PIMP. I'll need access to the Virtual Annual Jurisdiction Analysis (Yearly Justified At Yardley)

 

[Snip]

If we don't get a B.A.L.LS, we may Require Underground Network Surveillance to keep us out of trouble.

 

[Izzy's Valkyrie]

Agent V reporting from Bad And Level LeaderS. They wanted me to let you know the situation is a Bad Understanding of Technical Terminology which explains the pig/puppy debacle!

 

[Baxter'smybaby]

Perhaps it is time to call upon the Associate of Security Services?

 

[Dekka]

Not a problem acting P.I.M.P Q I can get you granted that access. I am not sure who's it will be though...

Discovery.. the results on PW's sample show that she had high levels of Tri-olgaline-lyso-lamine serum in her system. No one takes TROLL serum willingly.


Ass.! Have you got Bax to pee yet?

 

[eddieq]

Stop right there. I've just gotten word from the Special Command Running Ongoing Tactical Underground Maintenance and said that the agents from B.A.L.L.S. should be working with them directly.

 

[Dekka]

Agent V reporting from Bad And Level LeaderS. They wanted me to let you know the situation is a Bad Understanding of Technical Terminology which explains the pig/puppy debacle!

Did they have a working hypothesis on how this problem started? Did they know of any work arounds?

 

[Dekka]

Stop right there. I've just gotten word from the Special Command Running Ongoing Tactical Underground Maintenance and said that the agents from B.A.L.L.S. should be working with them directly.

You're the P.I.M.P. - its your call to send the B.A.L.L.S. rolling back to the S.C.R.O.T.U.M. Dept if you think they have compromised our security.

 

[Izzy's Valkyrie]

They suggest a Brutal Iron To Cerebrum Hit which should take care of the problem nicely. If that doesn't work, there is always the Long Osmosis Synoptic Elixir Regimen but we try to avoid that...

 

[eddieq]

Attention agents! We have an APB out. The agents from the Fraternal Order Regarding Experimental Styles Kindled In Nebraska have been cut off.

 

[Dekka]

I have been trying to avoid B.I.T.C.Hing but I see the purp has seemingly found more piglets but no one seems to know where they came from. Where they found in straw? Did they fall out of a dog when some one was relaxing somewhere?

We need better intelligence.

 

[Dekka]

Attention agents! We have an APB out. The agents from the Fraternal Order Regarding Experimental Styles Kindled In Nebraska have been cut off.

I can't say I am too concerned. I can take them or leave them. I do think they are fairly natural and harmless.. but each to their own.

Perhaps Snip can be recruited to look into that issue?

 

[Izzy's Valkyrie]

Oh no! Fraternal Order Regarding Experimental Styles Kindled In Nebraska have been here since the birth of the agency! We must send in the Creative Intel Recon Crew Under Master Creeper Igor Sub Indigo Eagles!

 

[Dekka]

Hmm perhaps.. but I think if Snip is willing he is present and we don't want any undue suffering to those guys.. its not their fault people are undecided if they should be present or not.

 

[eddieq]

Sadly, I've worked with that agency recently, Izzy.

I did hear that BD was working with Department Of Underground Counterintelligence Housed Entirely Covertly And North Of Everywhere

 

[Izzy's Valkyrie]

(( Douche Canoe?! :rofl1)

We can always let Snip handle it. Now to find out where those piglets came from. Anyone have any Vigilant Overt Detective Killer and Assassin training?