Earlier this week our household was horrified to find out that our prize pet crayfish was missing. It is quite possible that the lovable "Thor" was stolen by some vagabond or miscreant due to his brilliant blue coloration or the fact that he has entered into 3 regional crayfish shows and won two 2nd places for his symmetrical features. It is also a possibility that he escaped and is now terrorizing downtown Fairfax. Thor did have the ability to scale the vertical glass walls of the fishtank he was housed in. If someone finds him, please return immediately to a tupperware or something filled with lukewarm, distilled water. And put a lid on it as Thor has been known to jump up to 6 vertical feet. And give him some ham. You will be promptly rewarded.
Southerners, you may also know these as "crawdads", and this is a prize crayfish from Accotink Creek so DO NOT EAT HIM!!!
If you flag this post you are a horrible person and I will never help you find YOUR lost pet. Jerks.
