I think I drank... Pee? O_O

[TehNando]

I was in a water ride the other day and opened my mouth at the wrong time. Based on my scientifically backed research, water parks are 83% pee.

But since it was a water ride, and not a water park, would these levels be significantly lower?

I assume at least 1-2 people peed their pants during the final drop. I might have, but my shorts were soaking wet from the previous ride, and therefore, hard to tell. So hundreds of people probably peed in that ride that very day!

I'm so confused!
Do I need to bleach my mouth from orbit or what?

Forever questioning my own intelligence,
-TehNando

 

[noludoru]

I was in a water ride the other day and opened my mouth at the wrong time. Based on my scientifically backed research, water parks are 83% pee.

But since it was a water ride, and not a water park, would these levels be significantly lower?

I assume at least 1-2 people peed their pants during the final drop. I might have, but my shorts were soaking wet from the previous ride, and therefore, hard to tell. So hundreds of people probably peed in that ride that very day!

I'm so confused!
Do I need to bleach my mouth from orbit or what?

Forever questioning my own intelligence,
-TehNando

Bleach. Gargle for 30 seconds.

 

[Kat09Tails]

Pee is sterile. Congrats

 

[Fran101]

Water parks use so much chlorine and craziness in that water that I wouldn't worry about it too much..

I mean, I would still use some listerine and take a good shower lol those chemicals I doubt are very good for your skin
..but I wouldn't worry about pee too much.

 

[Ellas_Daddy]

The big ones use salt water to keep things safe. Are you sure it wasn't just that?

When I'm at a water park looking at the people, I think of the hundreds of gallons or urine collectively in them, slawshing around in their bloated bladders ... Now you will too.

 

[Renee750il]

Water parks use so much chlorine and craziness in that water that I wouldn't worry about it too much..

I mean, I would still use some listerine and take a good shower lol those chemicals I doubt are very good for your skin
..but I wouldn't worry about pee too much.

This. Urine is probably the most benign substance in the water

 

[RD]

Ew.

...

Just because the ACCEPTABLE pee level is 83%....

 

[TehNando]

It's good to know I wont die

Woohoo!

 

[Renee750il]

Oh, no one's saying you won't die, just not from drinking urine . . .

 

[noludoru]

It's good to know I wont die

Woohoo!

It is?

Uh, I mean, yeah, it is! Good!

Just because the ACCEPTABLE pee level is 83%....

Cartman said so. . .

 

[GlassOnion]

**** is relatively sterile and non-harmful to re-drink a couple of times (eventually the urea concentration is too much though).

This is assuming that people don't go to the water parks with crazy ass bladder infections and decline restroom usage, which is a terribly disturbing though. That, and Aunt Flos....*shudder*

That's what *I'd* be worried about.

 

[oakash]

**** is relatively sterile and non-harmful to re-drink a couple of times (eventually the urea concentration is too much though).

This is assuming that people don't go to the water parks with crazy ass bladder infections and decline restroom usage, which is a terribly disturbing though. That, and Aunt Flos....*shudder*

That's what *I'd* be worried about.

EW! Ew ew ew ew EW!

Thank you for putting that in my head, argh!

 

[Ellas_Daddy]

This is assuming that people don't go to the water parks with crazy ass bladder infections and decline restroom usage, which is a terribly disturbing though. That, and Aunt Flos....*shudder*

That's what *I'd* be worried about.

Dammit, GO! I just shuddered.