I SWEAR, this dog is trying to kill herself!!!!

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  1. SizzleDog

    SizzleDog Lord Cynical

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    I've always had the suspicion that Ilsa hads a death wish... she is TERRIBLE!

    oday she must have let herself out of her crate, climbed up on the counter and pulled down every single food sample from the Pet Expo, and ate them ALL - that's like 4 pounds of food!

    I come home to wrappers strewn everywhere, piles of puke everywhere, and one big fat Doberman who looks like she feels pretty ucky.

    I ws supposed to be at work, more than 30 minutes ago, but it took an hour alone to clean up the vomit. She pooped twice and is up to her old shenanigans (barking at leaves, looking for food, etc.) but I'm still going to take her to work with me in case she decides to bloat or something.

    GRRRR this dog!!!! I love her, but she really makes me mad sometimes! Look sliek I need to put a lock on her crate now, since she's smart enough to let herself out now... *sigh*
     
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    Oh oh !!!! Glad you're watching !!!!
     
  3. Zoom

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    Go Ilsa! Give Virgo something to strive for! No wait, please don't...

    Sometimes you just have to laugh at them, even while you curse them under your breath. Guess she was getting back at you for making her downstay with all those in front of her!
     
  4. PoodleMommy

    PoodleMommy Yorkie Love

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    thats what I was thinking...

    on a more serious note: I hope she feels better in no time.
     
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    Sada Setterz are Betterz!!

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    Oh Ilsa! *Shakes Head*
     
  6. mrose_s

    mrose_s BusterLove

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    tsk tsk.

    Smart girl getting out of her crate

    FIGHT THE POWER ILSA lol

    Get well soon
     
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    Gempress Walks into Mordor

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    LOL! Sorry, I couldn't help but laugh. At least she just ate dog food. The last time Voodoo went on a counter-surfing binge, he ended up drinking a half-bottle of tequila. :rolleyes:

    But seriously, it's kind of odd how many times Ilsa gets herself into trouble like that. Perhaps she's an adrenaline-junkie kind of dog?
     
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    Oh geez Marlowe did that once. No, twice. He found where we kept the bag of dog food and went to town (and you'd think after one time we'd have learned!). After I got over the freak-out, it was kind of funny. Though on our walks around the neighborhood I wanted to hold up a big sign explaining what happened so people didn't think that I actually had this enormously rotund dog.
     
  9. SizzleDog

    SizzleDog Lord Cynical

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    Yes, I'm beginning to think this as well... :rolleyes:

    houndlove, I was actually a bit embarrassed to take her out to potty - I didn't want anyone to see my abnormally fat dog!
     
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    Did she at least tell you which sample she liked best?;)
     
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    SizzleDog Lord Cynical

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    No, she threw it all up... lots of help SHE was!
     
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    Oh no! I hope she is all better now :)
     

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