I may have mentioned this before...... (female thing)

[Nechochwen]

Too much Chaz water Zoomers... You're pregnant by proxy..

I'm gonna be an uncle!

 

[noludoru]

:rofl1: Louie!

I always crave spicy or spicy/sweet together. This month is killing me though, I don't know what's going on. I've had my PMS cravings, sore boobs, insomnia, mood swings and "bloated like an elephant" days and yet...nothing. One day of very light and that was it...yet I'm still get the flitting cramps like something's about to start. I hate my cycle. It's super regular for the most part, then every so often it just goes all out of whack for no particular reason.

I've had that for two weeks this month, everything but bloat... and the period has not been fun. Trust me. Be grateful if you skip it this month, because if it's anything like my out-of-whack period, you'll be praying for it to be over.

 

[Zoom]

>.< no you're not. No babies. Babies r bad.

Nolu, they're never fun. I just want it here and gone so I can quit carrying around "stuff" in my purse.

 

[Gustav]

BITE YOUR TONGUE, WOMAN!

*runs away screaming*

Oooooh, but, but, I wanted to be the "Godfather" it doesn't matter that I am a woman, I can still get my hands on a horses head!

 

[a.baker]

I crave something different every day it seems. But I am lucky I haven't had my period or cramps for 2 1/2 years now (depo).

When I was pregnant I craved anything naturally sour like green olives, dill pickles or grapefruit.

 

[Pam111]

I've never craved anything...pregnant or not. No fun

 

[Lizmo]

I always know when my period is coming. Because I start eating...and eating...and eating.

Then when I'm actually ON my period, I rarely eat

 

[Dizzy]

I always know when my period is coming. Because I start eating...and eating...and eating.

Then when I'm actually ON my period, I rarely eat

Yeah, I get that too

Nothing satisfies.

 

[ACooper]

They're hella hella zingy and vinegary and oniony.

I can honestly say those do NOT look appetizing......I can't imagine actually WANTING to consume them!

 

[Backward_Cinderella]

Chicken strips dipped in honey mustard. That's my "Oh god, Aunt Flo's on the way," food.
That and Chocolate, but I always want chocolate. LoL

 

[Zoom]

Apparently all I needed to do was bitch to a million strangers and be completely unprepared for it. I can't say that I'm totally upset over getting my ass kicked by cramps though, it's so much better than the alternative. Not really a worry, just saying.

 

[Squishy22]

Food cravings are fun. I LOVE to indulge. But my first trimester of pregnancy brings food AVERSION. I can never think of anything that sounds appealing. Everything makes me wanna barf, especially in the morning. I call this the worst side effect of pregnancy.

As far as cravings go... sometimes its tangy stuff like dill pickles, green olives, pickled okra, pickled eggs, sorbet, grapefruit, etc. And sometimes its banana baby food, pork rinds, fried fish, smoked salmon, fast food, salty stuff or even pure seasoning salt, onion rings, and others.

 

[puppydog]

Mmmmmmmm. For me, ice cream and slap chips.

Slap chips ('Slup chips')
When French Fries are thick and long and don’t go crispy in the oil. They are soft and stodgy, ideal for mixing in mounds of tomato sauce or vinegar, or both. Slap is Afrikaans for limp. This is another staple food for surfers.

 

[Angelique]

For me it was pickled anything. Garlic dills, fried fish saturated in malt vinegar, olives, dilled beans, Italian salad dressing...

I've even sipped pickle juice.

 

[Jules]

Gah. I've had my period for about 10 days now. Everytime I think it is over- wrong! I've been so moody and emotional. I crave chocolate puffs with ice cold milk.

Hmmm.

 

[Laurelin]

Bad Chinese food, lol.

I have to say, though, I love birth control. I'm never surprised about my period coming/not coming anymore.

 

[Renee750il]

What is a pickled onion? I mean I can probably put 2 and 2 together and guess.........but I have never had one and definitely never seen them around to buy/order.

I've never eaten one either, Coop, but there was a guy who worked for my dad who like them . . . talk about some righteously wicked, evil, vile, tear inducing farts *gags*

 

[iluvdogs]

My dad LOVES those pickled onions. They are not bad, but I can only eat 2-3 at a time. sour...lol

 

[Zoom]

Right now I'm just craving more Advil, but I've already taken 1500mg today and probably should lay off...

 

[MisssAshby]

I crave sweet/salty together. I ran into the pharmacy today and purchased a bottle of Advil, a box of tampons, and a huge bag of Nestle Flips (chocolate covered pretzels). The check-out woman had the nerve to say "have a good day". I wanted to ask her if she really thought that was possible given what I was buying!

I'm afraid at what I would say if someone said that to me right now.

But, I'm with you as far as craving the salt/sweet together.