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- Thread starter ACooper
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finger excersizer (so my c&p musles stay in shape)
eye lid prop-er-open-ers )soI can find the time)
eye lid prop-er-open-er removers (once the time has been found)
feet scratchers
itchers for thoes horrid itches between fingers and toes
heat one up for a butter cutter
cheese slicer wire replacement
tiny antena externder
comb, with some work
thoes prickley fur brushes
polorid shaker (shake it like a poloroide picture)
cd scratcher
replacement 45 needle (other sizes as well)
siv *sp ( like flour thru a siv)
a one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater dection, deflection and protection device (honkeyfied as always)
mini road flairs
fireworks display (in a microwave)
"emergency" ignighter in a stable plasmoid generator http://jnaudin.free.fr/html/oa_plsm2.htm (pls don't blow up your microwaves)
emergency microwave repair kit after above plasmoid generation
something to measure with a micrometer
fuser assembly patch kit (in laser printers, and phtot-electrostatic copy machines)
staple tugger
staple tugger tugger
band-aid package opener (after atttemping fuser asemply repair and/or staple tugging)
"eraser mouse" removal kit (like the mice on IBM laptops)
jimmy for really small cars (hot wheels)
slider do-hicky for action figures (you know the thing that you put on a rope so you can slide down it/across it.)
emergency chicken wire fence
emergency barb wire repair kit
portable sos pad (you know the normal ones are so big)
ER steel wool replacement
very very course sand paper
elf shoe curly part maintainer
emergency bunny tail to butt connector (both costumes and real bunnies)
apperently what Janet jackson use to hold her (ok i can't think of a good way to say it right now so your stuck with ....) mellon cover in place.
super portabal device for re-attaching the little white balls on the top of christmas pointy hats after a new puppy chews them off
suppose you can tie poop-bags close (not sure what there really called and chaz whould * out what I call them sooo...)
eye lid prop-er-open-ers )soI can find the time)
eye lid prop-er-open-er removers (once the time has been found)
feet scratchers
itchers for thoes horrid itches between fingers and toes
heat one up for a butter cutter
cheese slicer wire replacement
tiny antena externder
comb, with some work
thoes prickley fur brushes
polorid shaker (shake it like a poloroide picture)
cd scratcher
replacement 45 needle (other sizes as well)
siv *sp ( like flour thru a siv)
a one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater dection, deflection and protection device (honkeyfied as always)
mini road flairs
fireworks display (in a microwave)
"emergency" ignighter in a stable plasmoid generator http://jnaudin.free.fr/html/oa_plsm2.htm (pls don't blow up your microwaves)
emergency microwave repair kit after above plasmoid generation
something to measure with a micrometer
fuser assembly patch kit (in laser printers, and phtot-electrostatic copy machines)
staple tugger
staple tugger tugger
band-aid package opener (after atttemping fuser asemply repair and/or staple tugging)
"eraser mouse" removal kit (like the mice on IBM laptops)
jimmy for really small cars (hot wheels)
slider do-hicky for action figures (you know the thing that you put on a rope so you can slide down it/across it.)
emergency chicken wire fence
emergency barb wire repair kit
portable sos pad (you know the normal ones are so big)
ER steel wool replacement
very very course sand paper
elf shoe curly part maintainer
emergency bunny tail to butt connector (both costumes and real bunnies)
apperently what Janet jackson use to hold her (ok i can't think of a good way to say it right now so your stuck with ....) mellon cover in place.
super portabal device for re-attaching the little white balls on the top of christmas pointy hats after a new puppy chews them off
suppose you can tie poop-bags close (not sure what there really called and chaz whould * out what I call them sooo...)
443 - network latency inducer (add it to the end of a cable on pins 2 and 4 and the TDR increeses, slowing the whole network)
444 - Tennis Ball bomb manufacturing helper tool (for shaving the match sticks)
445 - bathroom tile cleaning device (works about as well as anything else so why not)
446 - science experiment catalysts (on the 4 week old coffie growth on my co-workers desk)
447 - Rollie Chair assignment (we do actually do that becuase we get our chairs confused
448 - Phone cord keeper of scrunchieness (so you can claim that you couldn't get the phone untangled enough to awnser it)
449? - Projectile weponry for ppl that bang on the IT door, if you don't have a key go away
450 - Mini-Blind keeper shutter (hold the mini blinds closed so the sun can't sneak in)
451 - honkeyfied golf ball spot marker
444 - Tennis Ball bomb manufacturing helper tool (for shaving the match sticks)
445 - bathroom tile cleaning device (works about as well as anything else so why not)
446 - science experiment catalysts (on the 4 week old coffie growth on my co-workers desk)
447 - Rollie Chair assignment (we do actually do that becuase we get our chairs confused
448 - Phone cord keeper of scrunchieness (so you can claim that you couldn't get the phone untangled enough to awnser it)
449? - Projectile weponry for ppl that bang on the IT door, if you don't have a key go away
450 - Mini-Blind keeper shutter (hold the mini blinds closed so the sun can't sneak in)
451 - honkeyfied golf ball spot marker
