LMFAO "I wondered why he asked me if this floor would take 40 thousand pounds..."
Either I have a better sense of humor than her or I just don't care that much, I seriously wouldn't have freaked out at all...
It would have been morel ike "wow, ok good joke, now clean this **** up"
I've come home to a hell of a lot worse, so maybe I'm just used to it. Yes, I've done the whole 24 hours without sleep, had my plane delayed twice due to weather, got home 12 hours later than expected and came home to a house that looked like a bomb went off in it (that I had left perfectly clean a week prior) and my reaction was "Wtf happened in here? Nevermind, I'm tired and I'll deal with it tomorrow" and went to bed