i am going to kill that dog

[chloesowner]

ok well i was eating chips in my grandpas office and i went to use the bathroom

i hadn't even gotten to the door when i heard a "thump"

chloe was trying to get the chips and she knocked the 2d hard drive on the ground

it was disconnected so my dad had to reconect it and any other stuff

that dog will do anything for food, and that just proved it!!!

 

[Fran27]

I'm lucky my boys haven't desk surfed in a long time, but Boris knocked down my digital mouse a couple times

 

[chloesowner]

the chips & hard drive were on a sh!ty shelf. so she could easily knock it down

 

[chloesowner]

nosy is her middle name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SummerRiot]

lmao typical beagle for sure "Follow your nose"

 

[Zoom]

Sawyer has knocked over many things trying to get to an empty wrapper on my desk. I now have an awesome stain on my carpet from where he knocked over a glass of juice. Good thing I'm replacing it soon.

Chloe, it seems like the more you apologize for your language, the more you try and swear...and then apologize some more for it.

 

[nedim]

Peanut is like that. She fought me for 5 minutes today over a crumb of bread that hit the floor....Needless to say, she won.

 

[Whitedobelover]

my dobes got dads palmaide one day and just chewed on the can and finally when it opened they licked the gel and stinking dogs also ate his brush and combs all of them... stinkin dogs

 

[filarotten]

Somehow, and I haven't figured out how. Brutus pulled open the oven door yesterday. Glad it wasn't hot but that is going a little to far.

 

[sarahspetportraits]

My boxer would also do ANYTHING for food. He once ate a loaf of bread, with the plastic wrapper on. He's also eaten a massive black bin liner. Somehow, it went all the way through him!! (which wasn't pleasant viewing...)

 

[oriondw]

Anyone keeping harddrives where a dog can get em... meh.


Dont blame the dog for your carelessnes...

 

[Fran27]

Yeah I agree there. Of course, it's harder with big dogs, but if you put stuff out of their reach, they won't make a mess trying to get it. I got to say that having a dog has taught us to be a bit less messy in the house And we bought a bread box, lol.

 

[gaddylovesdogs]

Sounds like my Colby!! She will do ANYTHING for food. If you have a treat in your hand she'll do all her tricks as fast as she can without being asked to.

 

[Gempress]

Zeus is a toilet paper monster. He goes through extravagent lenghts to get to the Charmin. We try to keep the bathroom doors closed, but sometimes we forget. Just the other day I found him sleeping in a mound of white confetti. I was quite irate, and called for my husband (the culprit who left the bathroom door open), and said "Will you look at all this toilet paper?"

Zeus lifted his head and give me this totally innocent look that seemed to say "Toilet paper? I see no toilet paper!"

 

[GSDMom]

My GSD ate the Christmas Turkey 2 years ago, a 31 pounder
had 3/4 of it gone before I got home
it was where I thought high enough thawing
so off I went on Christmas Eve searching for another

leason learned ...

 

[Zoom]

Oh, I bet that was fun...

I came home one day after leaving Sawyer alone and uncrated for the second time since I'd had him(he did really good the first time) and walked through the door to find that every potted plant he could find had been knocked over, one set of blinds was destroyed, two containers of cookies had been pulled off the counter and strewn about, the bag of bagels that was supposed to be my breakfasts all that week were gone, along with all three loaves of bread. Oh, and we still need a new front door from all the furious scratching he did. The good news is that I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance...just kidding. He didn't eat or destroy any of the furniture, just spread crumbs all over the place. Sawyer doesn't get left out anymore. It's either crate or backyard.

 

[RoxyBoxer]

I was really smart one time and left my boxer with another on in my friends apartment. we were going to the store. 30 minutes tops. when we came back they had eaten 2 of his candles, broken all the blinds on the window, opened the garbage, tore open a bag of his clothes to go to the laundry,ate a magazine and made a general mess out of the place. I caught Kia (boxer) eating s.o.s pads she had pulled out from under the sink and Roxy chewed up our digital mosue becuase it flashes red like the laser light she loves. Dogs are nosey and they want to know everything..and by know I mean lick and eat and chew on everything. They figure hey if my mom touches it with her hands it must be okay for me to as well!!

 

[chloesowner]

Anyone keeping harddrives where a dog can get em... meh.


Dont blame the dog for your carelessnes...

It wasnt my carelessness, it was my grandfathers. This computer I am using isnt mine.

I dont have internet access.

 

[LeoAussie :)]

Blue and Red are both very good with not eating what isnt theirs. Its my psycho cat that I have to worry about. I can remember a couple weeks ago I had just bought a huge bag of dog food and opened it up to give the boys some food. Well, when I was watching TV in the living I heard a loud bang/crumble noise. I looked down, both dogs are there. So I leap 20 feet off the couch and run to the kitchen. I look in and see nothing. Then, like a freaking rocket, my 21 pound simese/himalayn fatso leaps out of that huge dog food bag, knocking it over, spilling all the kibble. She is such a handful. But shes also my Princess.

 

[chloesowner]

thats funny.