How to hug a baby...

Jules

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This is SOOOO cute! :)


ATTENTION ALL DOGS!!!
Instructions for properly hugging a baby.
1. First, spy a baby.



2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.



3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process. **Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paw slide" easier.

 
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4. The "paw slide" - Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.



5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the best photo quality.



Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life. Good luck to all of you!

:)
 

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Ermmm. That is cute and all but I would never allow a dog of that size to lay on my child. That is just crazy! What is that a Mastiff? Holy Cow!

edit* #3 photo...that baby looks like she is seriously being squished by a 200 pound dog. OMG
 

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:D that's so cute, I've gotten this e-mail before...

I think if the baby was seriously being squished the person holding the camera (Mom?) would've put it down and stopped them lol :rolleyes:
 

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The baby is smiling the entire time. ;)

That's really cute.
 

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Ohhh that's so cute. I love the look on the baby's face. My dog!
 

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Wonderful photos. I too though, would be nervous to let that big of a dog put his whole front end down on a baby. (3rd pic) He probably kept from putting his full weight down, but what if he pressed down too hard? Glad it all turned out fine though. Really cute pictures. And the last one is just precious.
 

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