Holden must die. Part 2 :)
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:rofl1: I'm glad you guys find more humour in this than I do! He's eating sticks he pulled out of Zero's fur right now. Really Holden?
I have tried, and while it was hilarious how he couldn't quite grasp why nothing would fit in his mouth anymore, the absolute terror a big, black dog with a muzzle generated from the public wasn't working out so well in my favour. Step 1: Teach maniac berner to NOT want to maul strangers with love and then maybe I can try that again. I have taken to giving him a marrow bone at the start of the walk, which he will usually hold for most of the duration and thus doesn't eat as much forest junk. Won't work out very well in trails traveled by other dogs a lot though.
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I have tried, and while it was hilarious how he couldn't quite grasp why nothing would fit in his mouth anymore, the absolute terror a big, black dog with a muzzle generated from the public wasn't working out so well in my favour. Step 1: Teach maniac berner to NOT want to maul strangers with love and then maybe I can try that again. I have taken to giving him a marrow bone at the start of the walk, which he will usually hold for most of the duration and thus doesn't eat as much forest junk. Won't work out very well in trails traveled by other dogs a lot though.
I am an arteest! My chalkboard cow with wig (Moolissa from Bob's Burgers) can be bought for 8 small payments of $29.95!
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What is wrong with your dog? That is the most horrible thing I've ever seen! Not taking the shrimp? Put that dog down now! He is insane!
J/k, but seriously.... shrimp? I can understand the poo eating, no matter where it comes from, because dogs and their poo, human or animal, Maybe the human poo had shrimp in it and he didn't want anymore shrimp?
Excuse me, *throws up* more pictures of this goofy dog please.
J/k, but seriously.... shrimp? I can understand the poo eating, no matter where it comes from, because dogs and their poo, human or animal, Maybe the human poo had shrimp in it and he didn't want anymore shrimp?
Excuse me, *throws up* more pictures of this goofy dog please.
oh, I remember one hike in the woods where Traveler rolled around in what turned out to be human waste....not good, not good at all! Wilson decided to try poop eating for a short while--noooooo way I am putting up with that, but he can't be off leash anyway so that is how I dealt with that, and now he does not have such a desire anymore. Baxter...well, he thinks the bunnies leave him little hor devours to eat.
This is either one of my dogs as well. Minus the poop-eating part. Luke used to eat his own poop if he had an accident in the house when he was a puppy, but he eats vomit.
It doesn't even have to be his own. It doesn't even have to be Ophies.
But, yeah, if you hold it in front of either one of my dogs, they'll eat it. In record-breaking timing, too.
LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE the photos of the Holden and the shrimp. Those photos are incredibly awesome with insanely brilliant captions!! <3<3<3
And you can keep your human feces eating dog. kthnx. :lol-sign:
It doesn't even have to be his own. It doesn't even have to be Ophies.
But, yeah, if you hold it in front of either one of my dogs, they'll eat it. In record-breaking timing, too.
LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE the photos of the Holden and the shrimp. Those photos are incredibly awesome with insanely brilliant captions!! <3<3<3
And you can keep your human feces eating dog. kthnx. :lol-sign:
Oh c'mooooon. He comes with a collar and leash AND BONUS, you don't have to feed him because he finds his own food anywhere! Plastic product packaging, cat litter (clean OR dirty), stray rat food... so easy!
He will normally eat everything you offer him, which I why I was so enraged when he refused to eat the shrimp! He hoovered it up then managed to gag it out when he didn't like it. Really? REALLY? Ophie, Luke, Sport, Holden - they can all just rid the world of anything remotely waste/garbage-like.
He will normally eat everything you offer him, which I why I was so enraged when he refused to eat the shrimp! He hoovered it up then managed to gag it out when he didn't like it. Really? REALLY? Ophie, Luke, Sport, Holden - they can all just rid the world of anything remotely waste/garbage-like.
