Health Alert Re: Dog Hair

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  1. Renee750il

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    In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of dogs.

    This substance, called "amobacter caninii" has been linked with the following symptoms in females: Reluctance to cook, clean or do housework.

    Reluctance to wear make-up, good clothes or high heels. Reluctance to spend money on home or car repairs until after 'Baby' has new collars, leashes, beds, treats, food, blankets or toys.

    "Amobacter caninii" usually results in long hours away from home and exhaustion which may lead to a loss of physical contact with other humans (especially husbands and boyfriends). "Amobacter caninii" is thought to be addictive, driving the need for additional sources - this may lead to a "pack mentality" or like the potato chip commercial, "you can't have just one". Beware!

    If you come in contact with a female human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about dogs for hours. Additional symptom is a lack of motivation to seek a cure. Full recovery is rare and if cured, serious side-effects may result.

    Surgeon General's Warning: Dogs are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense.
     
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    :eek: Oh no! I'm infected! :rofl1:
     
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    I've go it too !
     
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    I'm infected. :rofl1:
     
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    *Gasp* So that's what happened to me! Darn my mother for having a dog while pregnant, look what it did to my developing fetal self! Not to mention the pretty much constant exposure since.
     
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    Charliesmommy I run with scissors

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    How do I still have this disease when I haven't had a dog in the house in months?
     
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    dogsarebetter EVIL SHELTIES!!!!

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    I dont catch on very quickly. I am one of those who take a while to get a joke.

    I was like.. What I am a dog groomer, i never heard of this

    and then I was like oh!! LOL
     
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    I think this was posted a while back but anyway although that disease may affect women one thing that effects men that's dangerous to their health is vacuuming, using a washing machine, using an electric stove, using a dish washer, using a food processor and any other appliance that creates a magnetic field. Using those appliances is known to lower a males sperm count :yikes: and yes it is true. So that being said a woman's place is cleaning house, doing the dishes, doing the cooking, doing the laundry and anything else that would require an electrical appliance to be used. So all of us guys are hoping that a cure is found fast for "amobacter caninii" :popcorn:
     

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