Have you ever been arrested?
- Thread starter RetrieverLove
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The drunk tank 
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I was there all night long. I guess I was pretty intoxicated when I got there. I remember flicking the officer's badge and asking him "is that a real badge? or did you get one like inspector gadget?" I also remember him asking me my name and I started singing. I'm sure I looked like the biggest idiot. They were treating me well until I felt as though I was being man handled and stomped one of the guys feet and broke loose and started to run to what I thought was going to be freedom.
But, as fate would have it... it was a halloween party I was at and I was dressed like a pumpkin and had slippery shoes on as I ran across the parking lot. I tried to jump a fence and got hung on the top of the fence by my pumpkin costume. They had to pull me down and then they weren't so nice to me from that point on. I think I really made them mad... I felt bad afterward.
This was not a time in my life I was proud of. I definately acted like an idiot and I was very ashamed of my behavior. But like I said.. it was a LONG LONG time ago when this happened. I guess we all do some idiotic things in our life from time to time...lol.
But, as fate would have it... it was a halloween party I was at and I was dressed like a pumpkin and had slippery shoes on as I ran across the parking lot. I tried to jump a fence and got hung on the top of the fence by my pumpkin costume. They had to pull me down and then they weren't so nice to me from that point on. I think I really made them mad... I felt bad afterward.
This was not a time in my life I was proud of. I definately acted like an idiot and I was very ashamed of my behavior. But like I said.. it was a LONG LONG time ago when this happened. I guess we all do some idiotic things in our life from time to time...lol.
I have a couple times. Stupid kid stuff though so most of it is sealed on my record. I was never handcuffed really except at the station when the officer went to grab something from another room. He didn't put the handcuff on tight enough (he just chained me to the bench) so I was able to get my hand out and go grab my pop on the table. Nothing lately though, knock on wood.
Nope. And I've spent WAY too much time down in jails talking to clients to ever want to find myself there
A word of advice - if you ever do find yourself sitting in an interrogation room, the only words that need to come out of your mouth are "I want an attorney." That's all.
And pretend to be a vegetarian even if you aren't. You do NOT want to take a chance on whatever mystery meat is served for meals . . .
A word of advice - if you ever do find yourself sitting in an interrogation room, the only words that need to come out of your mouth are "I want an attorney." That's all.
And pretend to be a vegetarian even if you aren't. You do NOT want to take a chance on whatever mystery meat is served for meals . . .