uhoh, here's Richie posting, I'm probably going to offend, lol.
I try to believe you have dogs, I really do, but it's so hard. I mean you haven't posted pics of your dogs (I'm totally cool with ppl not posting pics of their dogs, I'm sure there have been plenty others that did not post their dogs. I'm just listing reasons), all the most unbelievable events happend to you (one or two is explainable, but wow!), and when you try to explain what you did about these problems that randomly arise it becomes even more confusing!
I'm not saying that you deserved to be attacked, I mean, you're not effecting anyone with these stories except yourself. All I'm saying is they do have enough reason to be questioning you.
Personally, if I were you I would post up pics of my dogs. Or if you are lieing, confess now and get it over with.
(Sorry if this is poorly written, I'm listening to metal as I type this)