GRRR! Cavewoman instincts!

[Gempress]

My hubby and I carpool to save gas. I went to his work to pick him up for lunch, as usual.

Guess what I see....

One of the female auto detailers is talking with my husband. But it's not just friendly chitchat. She is clad in full Cover Girl war paint, and draped quite provocatively on the trunk of the car he is working on.

I am annoyed....

As I get closer, I can also see that she UNBUTTONED the topmost button of her shirt, and is *casually* wiggling her boobs at my husband at every opportunity. They look like they'd fall out at any moment.

I am now angry....

She doesn't see me coming. As I get closer, I hear her saying (insert flirty voice. Ladies, you KNOW the one I mean)..."Yea, it can be hard to find the right one. I'm just looking for a good man. Someone caring, with a good head on his shoulders." *insert smile that corresponds with voice*

AAARGH!!!

My first instinct was to run over to my hubby's toolbox, grab his 4-foot pry bar and beat that woman to a pulp. And then liberally cover every open wound with salt and lemon juice.

But then I reminded myself that I am a civilived human being. So I decided to just kick her underneath the lift and bring it down on top of her. Then maybe zap her a couple of times with jumper cables while she was immobilized. Civilized...gotta take advantage of technology.

My hubby, bless him, was completely oblivious to what this woman was doing. He was just working on the car and lost in his own little world. He looked up and saw me, then grinned to see me (like he does every time). "Oh, hey, did I introduce you to my wife?"

The woman jumped and said, (insert fakey-nice voice) "Oh, I didn't know you were married." I was very pleasant and gave her a nice hello. Although I'm sure she saw that I wasn't happy. Yea, right. How could she NOT know? He wears a big gold wedding ring. He has a picture of me on his toolbox, for crying out loud! Grrr. I trust my husband completely, but watching a woman like that trying to pick up him up drives me insane.

All right, I'm done ranting. Pardon me while I relieve these cavewoman feelings by banging two rocks together to make fire.

 

[MyIrishWolfie]

You have a good husband

I would've ran over her

 

[SummerRiot]

At least you know that YOU got the catch every woman wants

 

[smkie]

Good for him, what a nice introduction

 

[Buddy'sParents]

You mean you didn't hurt her!

You have a good hubby, that was a wonderful introduction, I would have paid to be a fly to see the look on her face!

 

[otch1]

You handled that with class and great maturity. Trust me, you'll be thankful you're not being gossiped about at the company Christams party or work gathering as being the wife that "snapped". Like some of my friends were, way back when. (Not myself, of course. Lol)

 

[squirtsmom]

Kick her in the butt!

 

[Ashlea]

I get fuming with women who knowing flirt with married men! What are they trying to prove???
Your hubby is a jem! That tramp will get her cumuppence!

 

[mrose_s]

you have an awesome husband. congrats. lol

 

[DanL]

I get fuming with women who knowing flirt with married men! What are they trying to prove???
Your hubby is a jem! That tramp will get her cumuppence!

I'm not sure why they do it either, but it is pretty common. Maybe they are trying to prove they are desirable to off limits men? I've been married for 24 years. I play in a band on weekends, and I get hit on all the time. I'm not even that good looking. Well, thats a lie, I'm a stud.... in my own mind.

Gem, if you don't think your hubby noticed that girls, um, assets, you are mistaken. We ALWAYS notice that stuff. Remember the old adage "Just because you are on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menu"

 

[skyeboxer]

Gem, if you don't think your hubby noticed that girls, um, assets, you are mistaken. We ALWAYS notice that stuff. Remember the old adage "Just because you are on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menu"

ROFL! Well sure, DanL. Go ahead throw fuel on the fire! I know my man only likes those big, black wraparound shades so he can ogle the girls. Big lummock thinks I don't know.

 

[Gempress]

Gem, if you don't think your hubby noticed that girls, um, assets, you are mistaken. We ALWAYS notice that stuff. Remember the old adage "Just because you are on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menu"

LOL, I hope he wasn't seeing that woman! Her assets were rather...meager. Not to mention saggy.

 

[RD]

Click/treat for hubby I bet the look on her face was priceless!

 

[MomOf7]

I wouldnt have handled it that way. I probably would have embarrased her infront of her friends. Something like.... EHEM excuse me you should button up your brains thier about to fall out of your shirt:lol-sign: Im mean like that though. Your much nicer than I would have been.

 

[DanL]

LOL, I hope he wasn't seeing that woman! Her assets were rather...meager. Not to mention saggy.

that doesn't matter so much, as they are new and different to us.

 

[Dixie]

I wouldnt have handled it that way. I probably would have embarrased her infront of her friends. Something like.... EHEM excuse me you should button up your brains thier about to fall out of your shirt:lol-sign: Im mean like that though. Your much nicer than I would have been.

Hehe, that would have been my approach. Make her embarrassed enough to not show her face around there anymore.

 

[Muggie'sMum]

As a single woman constantly on the cruise for a "nice, single man" - okay, so not CONSTANTLY on the cruise, but when I do happen to "notice" a guy, first thing I look for is a wedding ring! Married men = OFF LIMITS no matter how attractive, ALL THE TIME!

 

[Zoom]

Way to go hubby!

I was at an early halloween party on Saturday and started to flirt more and more with this one guy...then my friend pulled me aside and whispered "That's the married one!" Whoops...I had gotten a very hurried run-down on the way in as to who was married and who was off-limits for other various reasons and had gotten them mixed up.