Funny paper work

[a.baker]

O.k. there is this thing called the USDA Rural Development thats supposed to help people with low income, bad or no credit. Now we tried for this knowing we wouldn't get it any ways. Its was a "well we tried that already" kinda thing. So no surprise we didn't qualify. This place does not give a loan for a mortgage they just help back up a bank loan in case something bad happens. Now I found this wording very funny! It made me think of a stand up comedian putting on a skit. :rofl1:

You do not qualify for an amount sufficient to purchase a decent, safe and sanitary dwelling. Following are ways blah blah:

1. Pay off your debts
2. Increase your income

 

[a.baker]

No one thinks this is funny? How about when your computer is down and you call the company and it tells you to visit their site? Or the bank charging you money for not having any money in your account? After awhile of dealing with people's wonderful ideas in the business world you learn to stop getting angry and just laugh. I mean really what else can you do? It is funny

 

[eddieq]

I saw a sign once that said "Phone problems? Call 1-800-xxx-xxxx"

 

[96 GTS]

Lol, I didn't see this earlier, I think it's pretty funny.

Overdraft fees are stupid though, don't even get me started...